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Not cottontails, Jed.
I'll take it up with her later.
Hold on.
Not until you promise to give that their fine, upstanding, efficient, hardworking secretary of yours a raise.
You're her father.
No, no.
I think we'd better wait and get Mr. Clampett's signature.
But back home, we don't use the Ellie!
I knowed Ellie would win that contest because I made the soup myself.
But she lives here.
What is it?
as quick as fish fry.
Clampett has a lot of money in my bank.
Want me to go tell him?
Now why are you putting your hat on?
I can't recollect the rest of it.
Oh, no, I think you'd have to range out a little ways.
Have you gotten into your rheumatism, Edison?
Well, I hardly think so.
I reckon some of you city folks calls it alligator.
Said, California's the place you ought to be.
You do.
Howdy all you folks out there in television land.
Well, yeah, I reckon it is cheating a little, but I'm desperate to get this girl a husband, and winning that contest can do it.
Under the circumstances, I think we'd better witness this signature.
A very bashful man, excuse me.
Granny speaking.
Is this the home of Ellie Mae Clampett?
What?
Your job will be waiting for you when you get out.
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