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I'll straighten this out with her.
♪ Well gee whiz, Granny, do we have to go back home?
Don't Pa want me to meet fellas and get spoke for and married up and all?
I got a heifer.
Well, I ain't got no ma, and my pa ain't here neither.
I ain't gonna see this.
I thought she was a sweet innocent child.
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
Everything is all set.
Are you refusing to do me one little old favor?
How are you?
Well, that sweet innocent child don't know how to trap a husband.
Don't let this gun scare you.
Go to prison for forgery or give up 60 million dollars.
Just go to the kitchen and tell them fellas to forget about it.
That's all right with you, ain't it?
That's all.
You mean the rich, beautiful, young, unmarried girl that won the contest?
Getting him to swallow this will take a heap of sugar coating, but... I'll have to call you back, Miss Jane.
Well, there you are.
May we meet your granddaughter?
Why, that sweet child has just barely passed 14.
Don't you worry, child.
Old family recipe kept secret for generations, finally revealed to savory soup.
Now, young lady, it looks to me like you're going to be on television.
You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.
No!
Come in, lady.
What type do you promise now?
Dickeback, Breedlove, Burnett, Henderson, Postalway, Johnson, Northcross and Wesson.