Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What is the meaning of this masquerade?
In front of these here witnesses.
I declare you are getting handsomer every minute.
And the men will be flocking around this place like crows in a corn husk.
Pressure?
Large raise, pension, and profit sharing.
Well...
Must be from Granny's side of the family.
I just want to tell you that Ellie May Clampett can't win that contest because she didn't make Snyder's surprise.
Why, Jed Clampett, you handsome rascal.
That's good.
Wait!
Neither has my ad agency.
You broke your promise to me.
It's done past the prime Marian age.
Well, yes.
Lime.
Oh, don't do that.
Oil, that is.
Oh, what's wrong with that?
Give me the pen.
I guess they're not home.
The kind you have to find way back in the high country.
Granny, it ain't honest.
No, no, that ain't no mistake.
It's the only way I can get Ellie on the television and get her a husband.