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FINGERS CROSSED, BABY. I THINK YOU'LL WIN.
- AND MAKE HER FEEL GOOD! - ALL RIGHT.
LOOK AT HER SHOES BEFORE SHE CALLS YOUR NAME.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE HER BACK TO THE INSTITUTION.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHY. IT'S JUST NOT DONE.
"LARRY DAVID, 2."
- AND THEN I'M OFF BANGING HER. - JESUS.
- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA? - NO.
- GET YOUR CELL OUT. - BAMMER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- SHE'S A DIFFERENT PERSON. - THAT IS FANTASTIC!
- THE SHOE? - SHE GETS BOSSED AROUND BY THE STEPMOTHER!
FUCK ME, FAT BOY!
MR. DAVID, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
lol
- FINE, WE DISAGREE. - OKAY, WE'LL AGREE TO DISAGREE.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T MIND IF YOU TAKE LIQUID,
I-I CAN STILL PLAY GOLF.
YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN. SHE'S AN ACTRESS.
- OKAY. - IT'S SUCH A LOW-PERCENTAGE FRUIT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SITTING HERE WITH YOU.
IS THAT DR. SCHAFFER? WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
I'M THINKING ABOUT THAT. AND BY THE WAY, WHY COULDN'T YOU ASK?
ALL RIGHT NOW, YOU MAKE SURE YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK BEFORE YOU WATCH THAT TV.
NOW I'M SCREWED. JUST LOOK AT THIS.
- I'M COMPARING ME-- - DON'T GET MAD AT ME!
- NO NO NO. - I LAID SOME GAMES OUT.
- HI. - OH, HI, MR. DAVID. NICE TO SEE YOU.
SHE'S NOT QUALIFIED TO MAKE A STATEMENT. SHE'S CRAZY.
I GOTTA GO GET OUT OF SOMETHING.
- CINDERELLA? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - CINDERELLA, YOU NEVER SAW THE FAIRY TALE CINDERELLA?
- WHEN YOU CAME OVER TO THE HOUSE. - I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
OH.
- YOU SAID THAT? - THAT'S IT.
- THAT'S GOOD. - YEAH, I'M EXCITED.
- I DON'T THINK I SAID ANYTHING OFFENSIVE. - I DON'T ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY
ORGANIC JUICES THREE TIMES A DAY.
- I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU. - LARRY, WHAT YOU PUTTING ON YOUR HAIR?