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- THIS IS THE MAN-- COME HERE, COME HERE. - WHAT?
- IT DIDN'T WORK OUT. - REALLY?
IT TASTES LIKE YOU PUT THE WHOLE SALT SHAKER UP IN HERE.
TON OF CROUTONS.
YEAH, HE SAID SOMETHING. HE CALLED TO COMPLAIN HE WASN'T INVITED
YOU'RE-- YOU'RE SERVING NOTHING BUT LIES HERE. I'M NOT HUNGRY.
- THAT'S MY QUESTION. - WHAT TIME?
- THAT'S ALL. - DID YOU PLAY ANY GAMES?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - HE BROUGHT THAT FUCKING NUTBAG INTO MY HOUSE!
- YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, ALL RIGHT? - THANK YOU, DOCTOR.
- NO. - NO GAMES, UH-HUH.
- I DON'T THINK YOU WERE ABOUT TO OFFER... - WELL, I WAS GONNA OFFER--
HOW'S THE NO-FLY UNDERWEAR GUY?
LOTS OF MASSIVE MOOD SWINGS. SHE COULD GET VIOLENT.
ALWAYS AT THE HOUSE AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
I-- I CAN'T SPECULATE ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW.
- OH. - YOU KNOW YOU LOVE MY COOKING.
NO, DON'T BOTHER COMING BACK.
NO NO, THEY SAID A COUPLE OF DAYS.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING IT BLINDLY LIKE THIS?
- ONCE A WEEK? - NO TIMES A WEEK.
- HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? - SHE'S FUCKING NUTS!
- YOU MADE THE SALAD, RIGHT? - I MADE IT AND I LOVE IT.
- LET'S GO HAVE SOME DINNER. - THANK YOU SO MUCH!
I GOT THE PRESCRIPTION, AUNTIE RAE. I'M JUST GONNA GET SOME FOOD TO GO.
- OKAY, FINE. - YEAH, FINE.
- OH MY GOD. - WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GO AND TELL HIM FOR?
PFFT, OH, WHY? HE SAID SOMETHING?
YOU KNOW, IT WAS SOME-- AN EMPTY GESTURE.
IT'S NOT FUN. THINK ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW?
- REALLY? - ...HAVE A BETTER CHANCE.
YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY YOU'RE GOING
Don't condescend to me with your tiny pear
- OH, THANK YOU. - HOW IS LORETTA?
- TONIGHT? - YEAH.
( theme music playing )
TODAY AT 1:00 AND VISIT WITH HER.
- CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT LORETTA? - WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- Both: NO NO. - THE KEY TO THE WHOLE THING?
I BELIEVE YOU!
- WHY? - I DON'T KNOW.
- WEIRD. - HUH?
( laughs ) GUESS WHO TOLD MARTY TO SHUT UP.