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WE DID A BIOPSY AT THE HOSPITAL AND--
COULD YOU GO UP TO LORETTA AND ASK HER WHAT THE NAME OF THAT RESTAURANT WAS
- YOU BRING A HONEY TO THE HOTEL AND SHIT... - RIGHT!
- YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS SICK. - I DIDN'T SAY IT'S A PRIORITY.
- WHAT WAS THAT WHOLE THING? - HE GOES IN MY REFRIGERATOR.
- I'M TAKING HER BACK. - IF SHE CAN'T GIVE ONE, I'LL NEED A STATEMENT FROM YOU.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE IS SOMETHING YOU CAN DO.
OH NO, YOU GOTTA PROMISE.
DO SOMETHING WITH OTHER PEOPLE.
EVEN BAM BAM IS NOT CRAZY ENOUGH TO SLEEP WITH YOU, OKAY?
GOT ANYTHING TO EAT?
BUT RIGHT NOW, I WANT YOU TO JUST STAY CALM,
SIR, YOUR ATTENTION HERE, SIR, IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE.
ALL RIGHT, GREAT.
I'M GONNA PRESCRIBE ZITHROMAX AND TYLENOL WITH CODEINE.
YEAH.
- OH MY GOD! - ( car starts )
- UNINVITED, RIGHT? - THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
...GET UP IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER. IT'S ALL COLD AND SHIT-- GOT TO HEAT HER ASS UP.
I MEAN, THE MEDICINE AND YOUR VISIT--
- AN EMPTY GESTURE? - AN EMPTY GESTURE.
TO GO INTO SOMEONE'S REFRIGERATOR WITHOUT ASKING, IS IT NOT?
- I'M GONNA GO OUTSIDE. - OH YEAH, I'M GONNA GO OUTSIDE.
YEAH, I GOTTA GO. I'LL TALK TO YOU.
SHE'S NOT SLEEPING, IS SHE? YOU CAN TALK AND REST.
- HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? - HEY.
WHO WAS COMING TO THE PARTY, I WOULD HAVE KNOWN
NO, TO BE THE BREAKER-UPPER YOU'RE IN CONTROL.
I GET THAT. LOOK, I UNDERSTAND.
YOU SHOULD BE GLAD THAT IT HAPPENS THAT WAY,
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FASCINATING?
"MAY I HAVE A PIECE OF PIE?" IT COULD BE TUNA FISH-- IT DOESN'T MATTER.
( theme music playing )
- YOU KNOW. - NO, IT DOES MATTER.
- NO. - ANYTHING TO DRINK?
- OH MY GOD. - WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT JEFF? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?
- ( laughs ) PRETTY GOOD. - GIVE ME SOME.
- Susie: YOU'RE LEAVING? - I'M SO SORRY.