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TO 82° MINIMUM. THE WARMER THE BETTER, REALLY.
NO NO, I KNOW CINDERELLA. BUT WHAT ASPECT OF CINDERELLA? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
ALL RIGHT, WELL, I SAW A GUY JUMP OVER A HEDGE
IF I WENT OVER TO THE INSTITUTION AND FUCKED HER, THEN SHE'S A MENTAL PATIENT.
I KNOW. REALLY. ISN'T IT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING TO THE NEIGHBORS FOR?
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - THE NEIGHBORS WANT YOUR TIME.
I'M OUTSIDE, I GOTTA GO HOME AND FEED FISH?
- MAYBE SHE NEEDS HELP BACK. - Susie: YOU WANT TO HELP HER.
- THAT'S-- - HUH?
- NO, I'M NOT SO CERTAIN. - NO, IT'S GOOD.
YEAH, AFTER WHAT SHE SAID AT DINNER TONIGHT, SHE'S CRAZY.
- THIS IS CRAZY. - WHAT IS THAT?
"IF YOU SEE THE WORD 'APRICOT,' IT MEANS IT'S OVER."
- HEY, HI! - HEY, LARRY.
- YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW. - WHO'S COMING?
- COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR? - WHAT?
Larry: 75°? I'M BAKING IN THAT ROOM AT NIGHT.
- 68°. - 68°?!
THANK YOU, LARRY.
- WELL, YOU'RE SO STUPID! - DON'T GET MAD AT ME.
Watch out they got a lot of kids
YOU LET ME KNOW.
- SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT IT WORKS? - ABSOLUTELY IT WORKS.
- IT IS DIFFICULT TO BE A FISH OWNER. - WHY IS THAT A PRIORITY?!
I'D RATHER HAVE THE THIEVES THAN THE NEIGHBORS-- THIEVES DON'T IMPOSE.
- YOU LOOK GOOD. - YOU DO.
YEAH.
- NO. - Can she talk?
AND YOU'RE DOING IT FOR HER OWN SAFETY, FOR HER OWN GOOD.
OKAY, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T SLEEP. IT'S TOO HOT AT NIGHT.
ARE YOU KIDDING? SHE'S EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE.
GO GO GO!
- LEON, COME IN HERE! - HE GONNA LET YOU KNOW THAT THAT'S HOW WE LIKE IT.
- ...YOU SAY, "YOU WANT SOME TUNA FISH?" - YOU WANT THIS LITTLE PEAR?
I WOULD KEEP THE HOUSE WARMER. KEEP IT AT ABOUT 78°
- SO WHEN YOU COME BACK, I'M GONNA GO. - YES.
( all chattering )
- ( giggling ) - ( cell phone ringing )
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YA!
( thumping, moaning )
- THERE YOU GO. - THAT'S EXACTLY--
WHAT HAPPENED? I GOT UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
- YOU ARE SICK! - SHAME ON YOU.
- WHAT KIND OF A STUPID RULE THIS THAT? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?