Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wow! You look really nice.

if my ex-husband hadn't married a tween,

Nice to meet you.

I told you you'd be okay.

at 7:45 in the morning?

- Okay, I did. - Hi.

That's your grandma.

Max, get ready, my sister's coming.

So, Flo and I thought you two should kiss and make up.

- Rachel's open! - Chase it down, that's it.

I just haven't had the courage to contact her.

Come on, let's eat, Dad. Come on.

Whoa. Awesome. Ta-da.

and she has this power over you.

Rachel, you've got to hustle. Come on.

Go ahead, Edith.

with your host, former used car legend

Nice pep talk there, clown.

Did you look this good when we were married?

Mom made me live alone in college

if you continue to date a man whose skin was darker than a Frappuccino.

I don't understand.

Her name is Sandy Newhouse. All right, why?

Hey, guys, thank you very much.

Okay, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, that's it.

I'm sorry! No, it was just,

When she's about to be sick?

Where did everybody go?

waiting to do the job.

Well, will you?

Okay, who doesn't lie on their first date?

"Thanks for all that you do.

I got it. I got it. Yep.

Hey! This thing is... God.

to keep our love lives separate

Great, and we'll do our best to make it expensive.

Yeah, there's no texting in soccer, okay?

Let's eat, Mom.

to the punch and smell the flowers. Go nuts.

Well, I called to say hi

Guys, don't make me come up there.

I'm engaged to an investment banker named Steven.

I'm Adam Freeman.

For every professional clown, there's 100 hacks with a red nose and a wig

I'm proud of you, Earl.

Okay, or tweet at me.

She's amazing. My girlfriend is American,

It's on the side of the rat!

I ate a whole coffee cake last night.

You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me

You've lost your mind.

because it's the divorce thing that scares me,

A surprise. Thank you so much.

Wait, it's okay, you guys, this is my doctor.

There's, like, a security guard up front I'm sure.

You're their mom. Mmm-hmm.

We've been driving 20 hours straight.

I mean, I can't imagine... Just the other stuff I don't know about.

He's a little dark.

Oh, my God, thank you.

This is something that I can do for you, is answer and talk to them.

You don't need this.

They were excited.

I'm not a contest winner.

Hello, viewers.

Doin' it, doin' it, yeah

it would be a good time.

Well, uh, that wasn't so hard, now, was it?

So, that's what's happening here.

"Oh, my God, Mia, I have met the perfect guy for you."

but I would say "ma'am" is good.

There's no texting.

For Peter, guitars, and for Mikey, baseballs.

Come in, door's open.

Yeah, just for a minute.

It's nice to see you, too.

Wait. You're free.

Can we, um, just go back to the not married thing for a sec?

Make sure she meets Miranda before we check out.

Well, I just thought because she was in Atlanta,

You do not blow another man's whistle.

Yes, you have that here now.

Okay, we're coming. Hi.

All right, you're gone.

I get why they call him Tanner.

No, uh, don't applaud.

They didn't even tell me.

or one of the gazillion things that I do?

Can you read me?

I'm here... I'm here to show Julia.

Welcome to the book signing, everyone.

Oh! Now, that's the last straw.

Five grand at stake.

so we're taking the boys to the Foo Fighters concert this weekend. But...

My bra's on inside out.

Thought I was finished with them,

Hey, if you're going to come, will you just text me?

Earl and I may stay awhile, too.

but figured you'd want the keys.

Just really made me appreciate what I have. Totally.

and there's a lot of ragweed.

No, I know, Henry warned me that it's bad this time of year

- And the donuts. - At my request.

I got the call.

Another hip-hop-related casualty is all.

and he leaves for the bathroom,

I'm going to go get some punch.

You're Shorty? Yeah.

No, he thinks so.

I thought you'd moved back to LA.

Uh, okay, so, I was trying to create

I'm your sister. I live next door to you.

I think that ball was deflated.

Hey, watch your language.

No, not at all. You're hired.

Their passports?

Oh, no, that's terrible. I love it.

A heck of an episode of The Jerry Springer Show.

Someone stole my ignition fuse!

Thanks for joining me here on HSN from our headquarters

I'll talk to you later.

Sweet jumpin' Jesus.

Actually, my wife passed away, so...

I'm done. I'm done with surprises.

And also, um...

stop, stop, stop, hold on, hold on!

That just makes a lot of sense, right, Jess?

You want to tell me about what?

It's your parents.

This is so exciting, you guys!

You... A pox upon your whistle.

I'm so sorry. What is all this?

Gabi, you're not going to believe it.

It's not scary.

I mean, there's running and jumping, eye contact,

Presenting our float for the Mother's Day parade.