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Oh, this is everything they had left at the flower shop.
Yeah, your hat, Hector! Put on your hat.
Hey, goal!
Oh, my gosh, Sandy, I am so scared.
What?
I live here in Las Vegas.
You're really going to share?
Thank you. Isn't it so exciting?
You're gone.
Wow. I think your daddy used his veteran's discount at ProFlowers.
Oh, come on.
No, I'm not really.
- But, can I help you with the rip? - No, I'm...
She's fine.
because that's where they first met.
now living out here in Atlanta, Georgia, with my girlfriend,
- Yeah, we get it. - But you know what?
I think I just caught Henry totally checking me out,
Oh, no, no, no. I'm not here for a picture.
Hey, hey, hey!
Peter.
I am so tired.
Came in through the back door.
It's "Skype, " not "Escape." Now just press "start video."
What's your name, pal?
All the other kids are watching Sesame Street.
Awesome.
Mom was never late for practice.
Oh, my girlfriend, yes.
Tire's good.
How come you can't find a successful man
Sandy, I am so sorry. Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait... breathe, slow down, slow down,
It's time. I mean, Peter's...
I was adopted.
That's nice.
Look, I want to know, should I let her date him?
A heart-to-heart with a clown.
Look, you told me that your parents were mentally incapacitated.
Not unless you're going to jump.
Oh, thanks, Mom.
You can call me a lot of things,
Be right back.
The kids are very excited and later, we're going to be...
What do we need?
If you guys get remarried, does it mean the ring has to be bigger?
Oh, oh, sorry, sorry.
Hey, Henry. Yeah?
And we are back from commercial. Go back.
He fixed my knee.
- Down the hall. - I'll be right back.
She's also killing the boss.
Yo!
and the essay winners are ready.
Yes, they are.
I'm going to do it. I got it.
principal here at Millard Fillmore Middle School.
so that I could just see that you were okay.
Yeah, that's because it's really, really good to share.
Okay.
Okay, I did.
Hi, Daddy.
Well, I never thought I'd have to say this in the line of duty,
You're really just doing what's best for the kids, right?
you know, try a yoga class or pole dancing even. Mmm.
Amazing. And so, the tube?
Doin' it all for my baby
Where are you going?
Here, I'm going to pull it down. There.
What did you do to your leg?
and find some sand when you get homesick, right?
There's something important I need to talk to you about.
Zack, I just...
There's no zipper on the rat.
Okay? Yes, I got it.
Oh...
Yeah, yeah, please.
You just call her what comes naturally,
He won't bite.
You don't even know what she's going to be like.
Hey. Hi, I'm Lexy.
and you're breaking all of them. Okay.
Yeah, I'm all right. All right.
Oh, stop.
It would be my honor.
Well, thank you.
but Kristin wants to get married here
Yeah, I know, and you did.
Okay. Okay. What are you doing?
Loving can hurt sometimes
Oh, that's right. Never.
It's symbolic that we all come from the same place,
Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry.
The brakes are out and we're going pretty damn fast.
but if you are here for some philosophical chat,
No! No!
It's not a date. Oh, just...
Hmm. Are you hungry?
And I dare say with this new job, you might be able to afford
Yes, I'm fine, I'm fine.
because you're up all night sewing costumes for the school play
Your parents are divorced, right?
Whatever it is, we'll get through it, if we're committed.
Dad.
You're very welcome.
Yeah.
Okay, that's his asthma.
He might have been named Steven. Mmm-hmm.
and a big slide!
Hey, Zack.
Dad, dinner's ready.
Wait, my dad owns a fitness gym.
and what about the, um...
I haven't slept in a year.
like, how do you introduce each other?
She's the one.
Where's the yoga class?
Welcome to the stage, Zack Zim.
Well, let's say the next one.
And then, Tina and I got back together.
Okay, you've got, like, five dozen
Part of the deal was that they would
On the way to school, with those other children in the car?
No, absolutely not.
laughing, there's even crying.
You know what?
As a makeup present?
Yeah, could you go to the supermarket for me, please?
It's, like, the fourth time he's done this.
Me.
Okay. Yeah, and get it over with.
Hey, Danielle.
Babe, that would take my overall earnings as a comic to,
Oh, geez, you scared the crap out of me.
Daddy's going to make you feel all better, you know that.
Absolutely not.
Um, I think I'm going to go to yoga.
I love you.
Oh, uh, yeah.
he's a guy from the island across the pond
Eggs.
What? Oh, my God.
Yeah, I called Daddy earlier.
Wow. What?
Hello?
On the ground!
It'd be dumb not to.
I mean, believe me, I love Gabi,
Back to soccer!
Don't touch it, don't touch it.
Telephone.
Paris, Paris, Paris!
What?
Look, um, I want to know everything
although to be fair, you were a little bit of a surprise.
I wanted to punch a wall.
Thank you very much.
So, tell me, why now?
I can't wait to see what they do for Father's Day.