Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't like his color. I'm going to take him to the ER.

Uh, I'll be back.

Hey, can everyone please give it up for the world's biggest nanny?

and then it's just, like, hell.

is not a good way to start a conversation, okay?

Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait, take her.

Give her your card. You should totally stop by,

Okay, this was a mistake. I...

Paging Dr. Freeman and Dr. Sheehan.

The old lady, meaning my mother?

Our parents have the Internet?

Well, at least she called you.

Listen to me, when was the last time

Nice crisp passes, guys!

Yeah, I've got the greatest idea in the world.

and it's going to piss me off.

and while I'm at it, I don't mind taking care of Vicky

- Do me, baby! - Do the Humpty hump

Tanner, no, no, no, no, not on her bag!

Go get your stuff!

These are my daughters. This is Rachel, and this is Vicky.

She lied about everything. You know what?

I like his mother, Denise. I know!

Katie, I want you to meet someone special.

Your middle name is now backup.

This thing? Get that Skittle.

Oh, it's connected to a string.

I'll post some photos when I get some cute ones.

You are the happiest divorced couple I've ever met.

I see that. I'm very happy.

All I see is bricks.

That's not going to... It's been years, it's all fine and...

You look just like me in the summertime.

Congratulations!

And we're back to normal.

Come on, let's wake up, have a little breakfast, huh?

So it is. Let's check it out.

Never thought I'd ever hear myself say that, but thank you, clown.

When I introduce Kristin,

Excuse me. I'm sorry.

Oh, it will be.

He's back to his normal self. Oh, thank God.

and then there was you.

Oh, look at that! I delivered a child for the second time.

I got accepted into the Buckhead Standup Comedy Contest.

You're going to tell me that you're Jesse's mother?

No, I'm working. Oh...

You know what's the worst part,

Hey, what is happening?

a little bit and opened it up.

Yes! Well, you missed the design meeting.

It's just that breathing in the cold air really helps him,

No, no, no, I'm going to sell it. I told you that.

'Cause I'm about to ruin

Tanner needs you, Uncle Russell.

Hey, hey, hey, Peter, where did that come from?

He's having lunch.

I'm here for a job.

I mean, I do want to marry you,

or iPad or iPod or iPhone or whatever "I" they're looking at.

No, don't cry, stop crying.

I've been thinking about this long and hard and believe me,

You know, being a dad does change you.

and I'm taking Tanner with me. Bye.

Thank you. I just made this.

Hey, honey, where are you?

But I'm not going to rub your face in it and say, "I told you so,"

who collected empty soda bottles to get money to eat.

I'm sorry about yesterday.

I'm sure she's older, but I'll have a better idea

No, I actually got better.

Yep, I'm going to share, for an hour.

She shows me his picture, and this dude was at least 75, okay?

You're going to have to face it sooner or later.

That is the most adorable baby I've ever seen.

You will have it.

Come on, we've got to hustle.

He has low sperm count and I'm in therapy.

Look out for the garbage.

Oh, I won again. No way.

if someone has a key for this?

Uh, not today, Beth Anne, no.

It helps you get in touch with your body.

Leaner, come on, Rach.

So... Hey, are you guys sure you want to stay at Daddy's tonight

Hey, want to go get some ice cream?

Jesse, you home?

I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.

'Bout time you apologized.

Hip hop? Yeah. What about you?

My gosh, Peter's gotten so good.

I didn't think Liberace was an appropriate costume for a little girl.

Hey, I'm getting a beer!

- Hi, you wanna see her? - Hi, guys. Hi.

Come on, I brought a box of donuts.

You lied to your mother.

I don't suppose you'd like a complimentary mum for Mum's Day?

Milk bottles for tonight.

It's a fun party.

We are gathered here to unite these two souls.

Mom, just put your hands up.

Look, you can always call her,

Tom Brady is hot.

No, I'm just yelling for two. Ah.

And besides, scaring me to get me in here

I've no... What do you mean?

I'm a mother. Mmm...

There she is, talking to herself.

Traffic has slowed down.

That's your granddaughter.

Have fun. I'm leaving.

We made these memories for ourselves

Take that down.

You're Gabi's mom?

Could you watch Tanner a minute? I have to go pee.

There's my little girl, on the TV.

Where's his inhaler?

Oh, you did, good. That's good.

or if my doctor had called in my child's asthma medication,

The one that...

This is better than the first one.

You got married?

Russell, it's Jesse.

Now he's taking Tina.

We have them at noon.

I'd like to do it today, while my mother's still here.

Okay. Where's Dad?

we've got Marty, the animal wrangler!

but Miranda's agent, Lance Wallace, wants to see you right away.

Peter. Let's go.

So, do you want to take a break?

I didn't hear that. Oh, Henry.

Mom? You're in on this?