Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, I don't mean to be the black guy at the movies,

Thanks, Meat Cat.

at a mother-daughter talent pageant.

Is this the fight?

This just got awesome.

But when I wanted to sing a duet in a mother-daughter pageant,

While you were talking, I put a thumbtack in my neck.

Oh, well, I just wanted to thank you for coming to the party.

with that time that my boyfriend broke his tailbone off

Well, don't worry about me, Pete.

I want to be in business with you.

This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

My mother once won a radio contest

I am quitting smoking.

Mom, you remembered!

Just like when I dye my pool on St. Patrick's Day.

Here comes your baby!

Some of those people on Match Game were drunk.

I left my Sith Lord cloak too near my mom's shrine

And you're going to have to pay.

What are you smiling at?

# I can never get enough #

just to kiss my daughter's ass.

Isn't it, Verna?

on account of my bad knee.

FroPro Chicken and Rice with Bang bang sauce

If only some genius had secretly