Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am quitting smoking.

Just like when I dye my pool on St. Patrick's Day.

If only some genius had secretly

But when I wanted to sing a duet in a mother-daughter pageant,

Is this the fight?

I want to be in business with you.

Oh, well, I just wanted to thank you for coming to the party.

on account of my bad knee.

While you were talking, I put a thumbtack in my neck.

with that time that my boyfriend broke his tailbone off

Well, don't worry about me, Pete.

FroPro Chicken and Rice with Bang bang sauce

This just got awesome.

Some of those people on Match Game were drunk.

just to kiss my daughter's ass.

Thanks, Meat Cat.

My mother once won a radio contest

# I can never get enough #

Okay, I don't mean to be the black guy at the movies,

This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

Here comes your baby!

Mom, you remembered!

What are you smiling at?

And you're going to have to pay.

Isn't it, Verna?

at a mother-daughter talent pageant.

I left my Sith Lord cloak too near my mom's shrine