Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

with that time that my boyfriend broke his tailbone off

This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

Isn't it, Verna?

Mom, you remembered!

at a mother-daughter talent pageant.

This just got awesome.

FroPro Chicken and Rice with Bang bang sauce

Okay, I don't mean to be the black guy at the movies,

And you're going to have to pay.

I want to be in business with you.

Thanks, Meat Cat.

Oh, well, I just wanted to thank you for coming to the party.

I left my Sith Lord cloak too near my mom's shrine

Well, don't worry about me, Pete.

My mother once won a radio contest

Here comes your baby!

Some of those people on Match Game were drunk.

on account of my bad knee.

Is this the fight?

What are you smiling at?

just to kiss my daughter's ass.

But when I wanted to sing a duet in a mother-daughter pageant,

# I can never get enough #

While you were talking, I put a thumbtack in my neck.

Just like when I dye my pool on St. Patrick's Day.

I am quitting smoking.

If only some genius had secretly