Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just like when I dye my pool on St. Patrick's Day.

Thanks, Meat Cat.

My mother once won a radio contest

Some of those people on Match Game were drunk.

Isn't it, Verna?

Is this the fight?

What are you smiling at?

FroPro Chicken and Rice with Bang bang sauce

with that time that my boyfriend broke his tailbone off

at a mother-daughter talent pageant.

Oh, well, I just wanted to thank you for coming to the party.

I left my Sith Lord cloak too near my mom's shrine

And you're going to have to pay.

If only some genius had secretly

Here comes your baby!

on account of my bad knee.

Okay, I don't mean to be the black guy at the movies,

# I can never get enough #

Mom, you remembered!

Well, don't worry about me, Pete.

This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

This just got awesome.

While you were talking, I put a thumbtack in my neck.

just to kiss my daughter's ass.

I am quitting smoking.

But when I wanted to sing a duet in a mother-daughter pageant,

I want to be in business with you.