Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- the only difference between señor chang and stalin
* squab with lettuce * *
You're very confident, i'll say that.
I'd have slapped him upside the head.
- there is an olympic-sized pool there, yes,
the only difference between johnny bananas and stalin
Everyone on this campus is nuts.
Of a month-long text message affair with a dude from boulder.
Fa--look, we'll be fine.
So take that yale. [chuckles]
But...
My facial hair? It's bad
[playing faster]
- for believing in me.
Gets its jollies judging me.
Be thrown out of...
- i didn't know if i could trust you.
- five-minute recess?
- but what about the hawthorne wipes jingle?
That you are putting us at risk of electrocution.
- you're on trial for cheating!
I'll cleanse my palate while kevin rethinks his marriage.
I, uh--i'll probably open with something like this. uh...
If you'd like, you may represent her.
Our judges include myself, uh, dean craig pelton.
- pierce, you're musical. you're creative.
He's the one accusing my client.
- i was planning on doing that.
I guess...same reason that i cheated.
Of the random deceit is apparently of great importance.
- just don't talk to me for a while.
- yeah, i bet you're enjoying this.
- no, look how handsome my face is.
- what are you doing?
Very seriously.
A few things about how this works.
- message received.
If you know what i mean.
[chang sniffles]
- well, i may be a genius, but i'm not a lesbian.
So boy, i don't know about you,
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