Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fa--look, we'll be fine.
Gets its jollies judging me.
That you are putting us at risk of electrocution.
- i was planning on doing that.
- message received.
[chang sniffles]
Very seriously.
- the only difference between señor chang and stalin
Be thrown out of...
- pierce, you're musical. you're creative.
- but what about the hawthorne wipes jingle?
- yeah, i bet you're enjoying this.
A few things about how this works.
He's the one accusing my client.
- there is an olympic-sized pool there, yes,
- well, i may be a genius, but i'm not a lesbian.
I'd have slapped him upside the head.
But...
[playing faster]
Our judges include myself, uh, dean craig pelton.
- just don't talk to me for a while.
That’s a Cody Boland guarantee
- five-minute recess?
- for believing in me.
So take that yale. [chuckles]
You're very confident, i'll say that.
- i didn't know if i could trust you.
If you know what i mean.
the only difference between johnny bananas and stalin
I, uh--i'll probably open with something like this. uh...
Of the random deceit is apparently of great importance.
Everyone on this campus is nuts.
Of a month-long text message affair with a dude from boulder.
So boy, i don't know about you,
I'll cleanse my palate while kevin rethinks his marriage.
- no, look how handsome my face is.
- you're on trial for cheating!
My facial hair? It's bad
- what are you doing?
* squab with lettuce * *
If you'd like, you may represent her.
I guess...same reason that i cheated.