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You could be facing expulsion.
[plays note]
- good morning, greendale community college.
'cause you want to sleep with me
You really don't know much about genius, do you?
[sobbing]
Yes, i can do it by friday. - great!
- * green-dale *
you need to sentence her to staying here with us.
Good morning!
And he's related to danny glover and president obama.
[sighs] hi, almost done.
- [quietly] i'm president obama's nephew.
- well, uh, yeah, sure.
You want to hear it? here.
[laughs]
- you're right! it's so unfair.
- what?
- you know, you have the savoir faire of a hyena.
- is this bruce hornsby? - yep.
* waiting for the bell to chime *
At our state-of-the-art judge's table,
- so...i guess the cell phone number
In a room with less balls?
- fawlty towers. game over.
Listen, i wanted to ask you about that young lady
Is being a hero and wanting to be taller.
I'll just wait for you to finish striking out first.
Where are we supposed to go?
- the way it goes.
But less tragic, because i get to leave.
But if you could've heard all the stuff
But we soldier on,
[cheery music]
- yeah, as a joke.
- wait a minute.
You're gonna do an awesome job!
Using your lawyer powers
[loudly] using its $6,000 judge's table!
- well, why wouldn't you? - i don't know.
- you can tell the dean i'll have a song
- garrett, it's over. he knows.
And model puerto-rican american.
- hey, troy. did you hear?
Starting now.
- yeah, i know, but let me explain to you
Who cares who made the crib sheet?