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The kind of p itch I was talking to you about.
Understand, mr. Bookman?
He eats little, He sleeps little,
Because I am!
I've never flown--
(lou) Don't forg et The ice cream, huh?
And when reference is made To u n f in ish ed bus in ess Of a major natu re,
Now do you Have a wife or fam I ly
(lou) You're gonna be All right, darling.
But I'm afrai d I'm not much of a custom er.
And the summit Of his knowledge.
She'll be all right. She just needs a lot Of rest now.
Of backbreaking Research and labor,
Yes, lou.
Now, about This p itch, mr. Bookman,
Time of departu re Is m I dnight tonight.
I'll hardly open My mouth from now on.
Born in new york City in 1 890.
Age, sixtyish. Occupation, pitchman.
Now the lou bookman Social and ice cream hour
[suspense music]
Oh, excuse me.
It has a won derfu l Work of weaving.
A nondescript Commonplace little man,
Suntan oil, Eczema powder,
Why not?
Well, very well You might, s I r,
It couldn't happen, you say?
Formally, a rather m inor Component to a hot july.
I assu me this too Will meet with Your approval.
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