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Let me see it.
With a certif icate of 4 years Service ab I lity
Now today Is the 1 9th of j u ly.
[soft melancholy music]
U n f in ish ed bus in ess Of a major natu re.
It's the best I've ever done.
I trust that Will su it you.
Oh, my goodn ess, It is hot today!
Think of all The poor sou ls who Go in violent accidents.
Have you got A long wait! [chuckies]
She j u m ped right Off the curb and I Had no chance to stop.
On probably the most Exciting invention
I can live ti l then?
Lovely things, Calam in e lotion,
Thanks an awfu l lot. See you after su pper, huh?
I'll show you What I was selling. [chuckies]
Well, there's your Trou ble right there.
Oh, excuse me, I forgot something
Aren't you gon na Say goodbye?
There's one for you.
But at the ridiculously Low price of 25 Cents a spool.
[humming]
Well, then someon e Send for a doctor!
You were writing In a book.
Not at 1 0, not at 5,
I never made A tru ly big p itch.
Who might su ffer beyon d A reasonable po I nt Your dem ise?
Well, I'm ready.
Mr. Bookman, I've done Everything but phon e Your own u n dertaker.
What-- what I mean Is that, uh,