Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

exchanged them.
Rory's disdain of formals is totally her own.
- You did? - That's right.
You could've gotten Fred MacMurray to off Dad if you'd really wanted to.
I know that, and your yelling is not helping me.
Take this one. It's a muscle-relaxer. Very mild, I promise.
Maybe we could just go in for a minute.
Mom, I read my newsletter.
It depends on what hairstyle you choose.
I have no desire to go at all. I was just thinking out loud, that's all.
You can't possibly be comfortable like that.
Right.
Beats me.
I hate to break up the party, but we should go.
No, it'd be like fighting an accountant. I'll call you when I need my taxes done.
It is not.
If I was so controlling...
Back off.
He's gonna say no.
You guys spend a lot of time not kissing other people, if it isn't that sort of thing.
There's this thing at my school on Saturday.
I hear Squeaky Fromme's up for parole soon. You should keep a good thought.
But I told him to honk and I'd meet him out there. We agreed.
- Girlfriend. - You.
I'm fine, Mom. I just stubbed my toe.
Why don't you ever clean up around here?
Any second now, the moving will begin.
No, it sounds weird.
and then you get auctioned off to a biker gang from Sausalito.
that only hits losers on dance night.
You want to go make out?
you don't realize that Paris and Tristan were just eaten by bears.
Do you not join in because you really don't want to...
I mean, it's just a dance. What's the big deal?
That's wonderful! I'm thrilled.
You are seriously babbling.
What candlesticks?
Look, Barbara Stanwyck.
I've actually never gone to a dance before.
I don't know what he is, but he's not a boyfriend.
Those are not friends.
- No, but I can imagine it. - That's true.
Just make sure everything's locked up before you leave.
- Does he go to this school? - No, he doesn't.
No, this is my... This is Dean.
There you go.
- Wait up! - I have to go!
So, Ponyboy, you happy?
Movie stars always walk down staircases.
So, you wanna maybe go?
- I don't, I'm sorry. - I did, and you loved it.
that Paris Geller couldn't get a date to the dance. That she had no one.
What is it?
It's this kind of thing where you go, and they play music...
- You wanna help? - Yeah, sure.
Lorelai, I've watched you do a lot of stupid things in your life...
There is nothing normal about a back spasm.
Are you seriously trying to act tough? You're wearing a tie, for God's sake!
- You're my boyfriend. - That's the consensus.
Sort of.
I don't know. What kind of mother were you?
- So? - So you have nothing to compare it to.
See, we didn't actually...
There's a formal?
My eyelashes are all stuck together.
If he wants to take you out, he will walk up to this door...
You're basing all your dance opinions on one viewing of Sixteen Candles.
Rory, let's go. Your public awaits!