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- Two, I assume? - You assume right.
- Get out of my way, Dristan. - Aren't you clever?
I mean, the men mostly. What are you, 6'1", 6'2"?
- Was that a pain? - Yes, a big one.
You should get rid of the clutter in your living room.
like any civilized human being would know to do.
Well, I am if you want me to be.
But it's a life.
- Jacob. We met earlier with Paris. - Yes, I remember.
Hey, Dean. Meet my mother, Emily Post.
There he is.
- Here she is. Get your camera moving. - What?
Jacob, it's been very nice to meet you. I hope you have a lovely evening.
Now, that goes both ways.
Do you have any idea what it's like to wake up with my mother here...
Look, I can stand, okay?
Hey, you're nice.
That'll be good for six slow dances, four medium ones, one lambada...
I'm sorry. It was an accident.
Perfect. I wanna be all ready for the big entrance.
We've only been going out for a little while...
Okay.
What if Rory was choking?
Tell me all about the Chilton formal next week.
Oh, my God! They're holding coconuts and leering.
why couldn't I control you getting pregnant and throwing your life away?
You really don't remember me making this for you?
Rory's dress made a pass at me, and I think I pulled something getting up.
- You are walking funny. - I know.
- Mom, it's fine. - It certainly is not fine.
- That was good. - Whatever.
I wish you would take this seriously.
- Did you get the novel thing? Because... - I said goodbye.
What are you doing? Call the police!
I read it.
- Where did all that go? - It's back on Patty's yoga mats.
- What's your problem, man? - Nothing.
Your grandfather called and told me to tell you...
- Hi. - Hello.
Thank you.
Okay, follow me.