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Can a woman ask questions?
We got to get up and fight, guys.
Johnny?
That is not a woman. That is Dog the Bounty Hunter.
"Sorry. Not for you.
And you know what?
- Mm-hmm. - Ah, good, so she...
Okay, journalists.
I was sentence for life to hard labor in gulag.
- Thank you so much, Daddy. - Okay.
What are you doing here?
Best of all, I am reinstate
- High five. - I love that. That's what you want.
What's the matter, Daddy?
Come in.
Do you touch your vagine?
- I don't think that's a flashlight. - What is it?
Impossible.
Um, sound problem.
flushed away
That not my name anymore.
Is she asking too many questions?
We're able to do a lot of things even though
or chop 'em up like the Saudis do?
Let me see your I.D.!!
- It's not so nice. - It's not food. I told you that.
Here comes the American!
Something really strange, something wonderful
- Mm. - ...that just goes over the dress.
- I did not. - Come on.
Yes, this is why I do it here behind a dumpster,
- That's what we love in the South. - Yeah.
What do you want it to say?
"...who once caught a terrible disease
Okay.
Your Excellency?
How will they protect you? They titties.
- No, you can't see the virus. - No, it's still there.
that greatest threat to Kazakhstan
we want to get your daughter all prepared
This is her ball.
I forbid this union.
so no... no one can see.
introduce my daughter to high societies.
My daddy's the smartest person in the whole flat world.
Rudy, Trump will be disappoint.
America's most famous ladies man -
We got to get up and fight for this beautiful country,
You see? I give you a kiss, and you are still alive.
They are like demons.
Right.
with tough-guy leaders across the world:
- Sure. - I need go, uh, toilet.
Hello.
- You want me to help you open it? - Uh, yes, please.
Not allowed.
Nice to meet you.
They have a brain like we have a brain.
But who does Pence trust?
- But if she see me... - I know, that's what I just said.
Please make faxy-meal of this.
to gestures and to what you're doing.
- No. - Yes.
So much more.
BORAT and TUTAR: Oh!
But tell him that I will do it.
She 15. She too old for you.
I change it to...
and next thing I know, there is a baby inside her.
I was sexting my sister."
It will be tip-top.
Ow! Wawaweewa!
I wouldn't go any darker than a six or a seven.
Are you Country Steve?
Johnny the Monkey.
that ever happened to any human being...
I'm Tutar.
- Okay. - To put him in a good mood.
- You got two hours to stop it. - Yes.
Hello? Ghost with blue shirt, answer me.
even his own, even his own advisors...
You're the oldest unmarried woman in all Kazakhstan!
Okay.
- Yeah. - Lucky for me,
This is what happened when a woman drove a car.
Mm-hmm?
If I am disguise, what is the one thing
she saw something and, uh, it was complicate for her,
- I can make it typings? - Yes.
I've got great news!
- Come here. Come here. - What?
"Michael Pence did not accept her as a gift.
Tutar!
Can you come with me to the hairdresser?
- "Restaurants near me." - Mm-hmm.
I have a, um, idea of a hair.
Okay. A cage?
We have 15 cases of coronavirus.
Mm-hmm.
Ok...
- How could I not give it to her? - I understand.
Mr. Mayor, c-can you say something?
It not me. Yeah, it somebody else.
Okay, I don't think you need to do that.
I prepare my daughter for market.
Fifteen?!??
We can show you that it's breathing.
You shouldn't want to be anybody else but yourself.
Everybody's going to be saved!
No, I better. My back pussy very tight.
I GO TO X BAR
God is the one who creates life.