Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You want me to help you open it? - Uh, yes, please.
Right.
If I am disguise, what is the one thing
BORAT and TUTAR: Oh!
I'm Tutar.
- High five. - I love that. That's what you want.
Impossible.
with tough-guy leaders across the world:
Johnny?
Fifteen?!??
I wouldn't go any darker than a six or a seven.
Do you touch your vagine?
- Come here. Come here. - What?
You shouldn't want to be anybody else but yourself.
Yes, this is why I do it here behind a dumpster,
I've got great news!
Ok...
- No. - Yes.
We can show you that it's breathing.
You're the oldest unmarried woman in all Kazakhstan!
even his own, even his own advisors...
This is what happened when a woman drove a car.
Hello.
that ever happened to any human being...
America's most famous ladies man -
Okay, journalists.
And you know what?
so no... no one can see.
It not me. Yeah, it somebody else.
No, I better. My back pussy very tight.
What's the matter, Daddy?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
- Mm. - ...that just goes over the dress.
- I can make it typings? - Yes.
Come in.
Okay, I don't think you need to do that.
Johnny the Monkey.
introduce my daughter to high societies.
- That's what we love in the South. - Yeah.
I GO TO X BAR
- Sure. - I need go, uh, toilet.
Um, sound problem.
Mr. Mayor, c-can you say something?
God is the one who creates life.
I forbid this union.
But who does Pence trust?
Your Excellency?
- It's not so nice. - It's not food. I told you that.
Everybody's going to be saved!
- No, you can't see the virus. - No, it's still there.
How will they protect you? They titties.
- Thank you so much, Daddy. - Okay.
- But if she see me... - I know, that's what I just said.
What are you doing here?
That is not a woman. That is Dog the Bounty Hunter.
But tell him that I will do it.
We have 15 cases of coronavirus.
She 15. She too old for you.
and next thing I know, there is a baby inside her.
Can you come with me to the hairdresser?
You see? I give you a kiss, and you are still alive.
They have a brain like we have a brain.
I was sexting my sister."
- "Restaurants near me." - Mm-hmm.
Nice to meet you.
or chop 'em up like the Saudis do?
Something really strange, something wonderful
that greatest threat to Kazakhstan
We got to get up and fight for this beautiful country,
What do you want it to say?
Okay. A cage?
Ow! Wawaweewa!
I prepare my daughter for market.
Best of all, I am reinstate
"Sorry. Not for you.
It will be tip-top.
I was sentence for life to hard labor in gulag.
- I did not. - Come on.
We're able to do a lot of things even though
Hello? Ghost with blue shirt, answer me.
- You got two hours to stop it. - Yes.
I change it to...
My daddy's the smartest person in the whole flat world.
That not my name anymore.
Please make faxy-meal of this.
Not allowed.
This is her ball.
Tutar!
we want to get your daughter all prepared
- Mm-hmm. - Ah, good, so she...
They are like demons.
- Yeah. - Lucky for me,
I have a, um, idea of a hair.
Okay.
- How could I not give it to her? - I understand.
- I don't think that's a flashlight. - What is it?
Mm-hmm?
We got to get up and fight, guys.
to gestures and to what you're doing.
flushed away
Here comes the American!
Is she asking too many questions?
"...who once caught a terrible disease
Can a woman ask questions?
So much more.
Let me see your I.D.!!
she saw something and, uh, it was complicate for her,
- Okay. - To put him in a good mood.
Rudy, Trump will be disappoint.
"Michael Pence did not accept her as a gift.
Are you Country Steve?