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Jew nose more out,
'Cause you're pretty and you're young.
and Borat Margaret Sagdiyev.
'Cause of
You have been chosen...
Who wants to chop 'em up like the Saudis do?
- No, you cannot. - I can even become a journalist,
And they deliberately spread it all around the world.
W-Well, China manufactured the virus and let it out.
Tatti!
It is illegal to give you treat.
So what is that, like, a treat?
I want very much
Kim Jong-un,
Don't leave me here.
- we're sitting here like, "What?" - Yeah.
And while the risk to the American public
as a gift to Michael Pence.
It'll be more than tip-top.
Okay, you have to change your appearance.
I want to hear your story, my dear.
The Democrats,
I wanted to give my daughter a treat...
- It's okay. - You can't drive!
Since Clone High had been canceled, the budget was immediately redirected toward funding a high-stakes, competitive spreadsheet championship that aired at 3:00 AM.
Are you Jew?
Tie ropes to his legs.
Johnny?
No.
You murderer!
As an expert of national security,
And so that way, you can get money from them.
or Jew.
Like a little r-refinement of the nose.
- Sure. - More than one.
- What? It's tomorrow? - It's tomorrow.
graciously.
You will never understand anything!
I was in the Holocaust. You see me?
As a woman, you have to be
They have to be either a doctor or a nurse.
- You are hungry? - Yes.
Ooh.
No, you are not Jewish.
noahdoesyarns gets his nuts shot
We have to be kind of weak.
And for dessert, um...
"you will be execute.
Where are your pictures?
Well, you're doing very well.
It's the best present I've ever had!
This one. Nice one.
Country Steve.
Uh...
- Titty. - Or breast.
How much you think my daughter is worth?
VeggieTale
hg tyj
I feel bad still Thanks Nevaeh for being there
Miss Mamie Henderson, daughter of Mr. Bill Henderson
Uh, do I look like I eat people?
and touch our vagines.
From face to hair to clothes to personality
- Mm-hmm. - Prodigious size,
Okay, okay.
Okay, Daddy!
Finally the time had come to deliver my daughter
Okay.
Don't mansplain to me.
- You okay? - Yes.
bump, bump, in.
- Yes. - ...wear different clothes.
our number one televiski star Johnny the Monkey
and it'll give you answers.
I a total failures.
This... is my favorite.
Mike, you're fired!
I was blamed for Kazakhstan's failure
So young... tragic.
- Yes. - Yes.
Don't stop. Keep moving.
Look at the manual.
- What this? - Ah...
Okay, slow down!
Uh...
No.
How would I do
"I'm not overweight, I'm undertall."
...then she will run the moment she see my face.
Tutar was going to give herself to Rudolph Giuliani.
.
Um... Oh. Okay.
Driving a car!?
- I can drive. I can. - You can't drive!
What should we do with scientists?
Get inside.
You're gonna do great, okay?
Thank you, buddy! I love you! You are my best friend!
The Holocaust happen!
Just like the previous owners, look...
how many lives President Trump saved?
I'm not. I'm off to US&A.
Kazakhstan now center of COVID-safe fashion.
that need to change.
the arm like this.
Well, good night.
You got the dark hair and the mustache.
Thank you, Judith. You made me so happy.
- Push! - Oh, it hurt!
Not quite,
But I failed my mission.
I release a moviefilm which was great success in US&A.
Fantastic!
- Don't stop. Keep moving. - How about my wig?
- More than one. - Well, not at the same time.
Uh, sorry.
- that your daddy told you that. - Yes.
You can keep the money that they pay you.
And what, uh, flavor this one? Can I...?
I decide to take my own life.
You're not supposed to eat the baby!
Excuse me. Can I talk to you?
If I had a gypsy in a van and I opened the gas,
He also became buddies
- have a piece of onion instead. - Sagdiyev.
- Look, you see. - Uh, they don't.
Tutar!
- I accidentally fell in. - ...Johnny?
you will live."
"Then suck all of her insides...
- You want me to... - But it's a true story.
She want it.