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- Couch. - Whoo!
in front of your children if you don't tell me
but I think we've got some business to attend to.
We're gonna handle this like adults, right?
Oh, damn it.
Have a good trip!
Oww!
That blonde lady's God. No shib?
I've had sex with five.
[Bleep] your pens.
Is not acid-proof.
Sorry.
My buddy did acid once,
Oh, that's blasphemous. I'm sorry.
Like child soldier skinny.
You do some crazy, effed-up shib sometimes.
- Oh, yeah. - Pussy.
Okay, Gayle, these are just a couple more employees of mine.
It's, uh, it's been a long time, hasn't it?
That dude is foul.
More of a stranger on the bus type, you know?
Which is bogus, God.
Ms. Barracuda, we've been everywhere looking for you.
Thanks. Uh, I mean, I guess I should...
All right, let's get over there before they get too comfortable.
Let me go create my Pixar.
Sorry it didn't work out.
This is un--real.
Ow, man, that's not ready yet.
I'm gonna show you what I'm made of.
A.K.A. "The Barracuda."
Do you think I sound like one of Marge Simpson's sisters?
Ders, just drive me home.
It's Alice. From Telamericorp.
We're not allowed to give out room information.
I have a better idea.
Shove it up my ass?
Oh, fudge.