Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

how your wings poke me when we sleep
Stubbed his toe on the revolving door on the way in.
As long as they're happy, I'm happy.
Tell me the truth.
like the albino boogeyman?
It's the urn I was going to put you in.
How can I convince you it won't?
Oh, I don't care for this at all.
Sheldon, I'm gonna get the surgery, it's no big deal.
The minute you sneeze web, I'm moving out.
Hello.
to the car without falling down the stairs.
let a barn spider lay eggs in your nose.
How about this:
from becoming the dancing fountain at Disneyland.
being married to someone for 40 years?
You don't look okay.
What?! Uh, that was my dad on the phone.
so, please don't give him a hard time.
Ooh, what'd you get?
he's a poor man's Sheldon Cooper.
It's like washing myself with a hamster.
You love me.
as a hideous, disfigured freak.
Come on, smile.
Okay, fine, maybe it was a bad idea.
and you're okay with that.
I don't know-- I'm smart and scrappy,
He thought he was right, but his roommate knew better."
♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪
Why? Your father barely speaks to your mother.
Well, they weren't speaking at the time,
Oh, maybe I could make a gift for them.
And I love how your hair is always on the soap.
Okay.
He was so busy figuring out how many parts per million
He's gonna do it next week.