Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, there are hordes of young women
- (Applause) - (Hail to the Chief playing)
All right, look, zip it, Jeeves.
- and her entire fam... - (fireworks exploding)
I think it's reached my pancreas.
Negative, negative, negative.
- Ma'am, got us a scapegoat. - Oh.
It was my rally, okay? My supporters, of course.
(laughs)
Oh, really? I like The Onion.
who once broke off an engagement at an Applebee's, then ordered dessert.
- Right. - Nobody listens to the words anyways.
I preferred the Internet when it was just AltaVista
I even got him on the campaign.
- Uh, ma'am... - Look, Kent, I'm sorry, but Chloe's got to go.
Oh, of course, yeah.
- Good thought, right? - Yeah.
No, no, no. You're gonna be fine.
And I got him involved in Families First.
This Goat's Not Gonna Scape Itself
The press needs a culprit
Look at me, I've got a small head.
We want to give all kids a reason to dance, you know?
- And anyway, it's not Lee, it's Catherine. - What?
Where did this confidential data come from?
It's the same number as the last two messages.
Look at this.
And that means a major resignation.
Okay, fine. Amy, Ben, you stay.
Or the little girl down in Pine Hill, Alabama.
If that happened, it would be hugely damaging and enormously problematic.
You do?
Are you interested in Memaw's sapphire earrings?
Yeah, you don't have to do the snail joke.
Another blunder to undermine my campaign.
Is there no other news? Whatever happened to Ebola? I loved Ebola.
I'm in the middle of firing your boss.
one of my dream dinner party guests
could sure spill a lot of glitter, am I right?
Ma'am, if we tell you, you'll know,
It's like my mom's cat.
And me and Kent are about to turn into
Little Pig! Little Pig! Let Me In! Let Me In!
I know that she's the First Daughter,
What you'll look like when you're leaving office,
So, you want to know if the president told me who she's firing, right?
And that's sad 'cause that's your whole job.