Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Richard: Oh, I bet this baby
Amy, the gates of hell have opened and you are my plus one.
And adulthood, actually.
- Child: You're the president? - Yeah, I'm the president.
Oh, right. Yeah, actually, Bill suggested Dan.
No, no.
I don't know what's happened.
Yeah, I know. This is so disrespectful.
- Selina: And why shouldn't they? - What? They do.
Man: Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States.
If you see a fire, do you look at the fire
Ma'am, a direct mail campaign went out last month
- So do I leave tomorrow? - You leave now.
Well...
but I do acknowledge it.
- Yes, he's gaggling, ma'am. - All right.
Now it's the president's turn to tell the story, please.
Yeah, well, too, I might add.
- Oh, thank God. - Why am I carrying eggs, huh?
- It's good. It's good. - Do it. Do it.
Treasure it, my friend.
That's funny. That's funny stuff.
I'm going to find out who's responsible
Worked on the Families First bill
- (Chuckles) - Or a time whose problems I've suppressed.
The president is just trying to help children.
That was him? Off with his fat head.
Is Mike sharing his donut holes with y'all?
The one that the president mentioned in the CBS interview.
like the little boy in Seattle who asked Santa
That's bottom of the range. You don't want that.
So am I fired? Please, Ben, don't say that I'm fired.
Uh, Andrew, listen. Let me ask you something.
They think you'll only be president for a few months.
How are you? It's Dan Egan.
With respect, ma'am, do you think those same privacies
Right now I've gotta go. This goat's not gonna scape itself.
Was there a cover-up?
HIV is a terrible burden
- My... my friend, yes. - Lyle.
Do you think this HIV girl thing is killing us or what?
- Richard: Uh-oh. - What?
Sue cannot tell me how to do my job.
or a goddamn library.
Ma'am, there's so much data fluidity on this project,
Ma'am, cheese is on its way.
Everybody else, just get out.
that you had a tortured, unhappy, miserable upbringing.
Oh.