Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Girl in the writers' room for the joint sessions speech.
I'll access your medical data in a fake Jamaican accent.
May I have your pass?
What the hell was that?
Still, you leave a gap. We're not piss buddies.
I was stretching my lips because I have very dry lips,
Ma'am, we're losing micro-donors.
Ma'am, I have a proposal I need to speak with you about.
her name is Lee and she is a fine staffer.
I can't tell you.
Hitler went into a bunker.
There's a big media presence by the northwest gate.
but who still dreams of becoming a ballerina.
Yeah, so give me a call.
You already did this great joke.
- I should have. - That's right.
She's HIV positive via breast milk,
- The Police. - Law and order mixed with very mild reggae.
- It's like he has no sense of what's going on. - Excuse me.
There we go. Uh-oh.
you say nothing to anybody. You understand me?
Just another Saturday night.
Why are you using the urinal next to me?
I now regret that phrase.
But I guess you've seen worse.
- That's the joke. - No, no, I get it, yeah.
Will the president be commenting
Actually, there is a Photoshopped image in the Post
We'll skin you like a squirrel,
He photographs well for his age.
and wear you like a glove puppet with my fingers
Okay, so we need to issue a positive statement about the HIV girl.
Honeymoon's over, isn't it?
- Hmm. - No. No.
Bill: Okay, this briefing is over.
- No. - Okay, Dan, go sacrifice a virgin.
Girl: I found another one.