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Why don't you hit that switch over there...
Uhh, uhh. It's a stickup.
on the stair-stepper.
you know, like we like to do that.
that Meatwad loses more weight than you...
Oh, OK! Sorry!
You see that, right?
Man, you're looking pretty good.
And you ain't got to run or nothin'?
Well, then why did you paint that on the side of your ship...
Yeah, man. You ought to hop on my diet.
See, but I have crabs, so I don't qualify for that.
eat these candy bars and sit on your ass...
two more pounds than you did last week.
- Nope. - I want to do his diet.
- Shake, get out of here. - I'm not doing anything!
Uh, I think that's no carbs, Carl.
I had no idea there was so much protein in these, you know?
Meatwad get the honeys, G
Well, yeah, I know, but I need to drop a couple pounds.
You realize you're up on the ceiling, Carl.
Funnel cakes!