Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

One frazzled Friday, four girlfriends came from four different directions:

He didn't have a tongue.

- You can have them on the bottom? - Top, bottom, upside down.

I'm sure that she knew on some level that you were with her.

Stop it! You don't know what you're doing!

Do you know when the funeral is? I'd like to go.

Now I can get into your front door!

Exactly what you're doing.

Surprise! It's your new computer.

After the burial,

OK, now, that's it.

When did you last back up?

"I Can Adjust My Bra Straps By Myself."

Pick out a zip drive, start saving. Then you won't lose everything.

She's pretty out of it, but she woke up long enough to veto my lipstick.

What is this? Why is this happening?

I'll start. I can sum up my life in one breath.

Charlotte, I'm masturbating I told you I'd be doing that all day today

One at a time. Which one of you crashed?

So can a boyfriend...

NCAAF TITTYBALL

Just keep doing exactly what you're doing,

Excuse me? Lucille?

Oh, my God! Come back.

You don't have to. I don't really know.

I read an article about a woman who had orgasms all the time.

Want to wrestle?

Oh, my God! And you let me go on about my stupid computer?

Miranda's mother died.

Yes. A mean little man popped up with 'X's where his eyes should be