Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

After the burial,

I'm sure that she knew on some level that you were with her.

Exactly what you're doing.

So can a boyfriend...

You don't have to. I don't really know.

I read an article about a woman who had orgasms all the time.

Stop it! You don't know what you're doing!

Now I can get into your front door!

Pick out a zip drive, start saving. Then you won't lose everything.

Excuse me? Lucille?

- You can have them on the bottom? - Top, bottom, upside down.

NCAAF TITTYBALL

Oh, my God! Come back.

One frazzled Friday, four girlfriends came from four different directions:

Want to wrestle?

What is this? Why is this happening?

Surprise! It's your new computer.

"I Can Adjust My Bra Straps By Myself."

He didn't have a tongue.

Just keep doing exactly what you're doing,

She's pretty out of it, but she woke up long enough to veto my lipstick.

When did you last back up?

I'll start. I can sum up my life in one breath.

Charlotte, I'm masturbating I told you I'd be doing that all day today

OK, now, that's it.

Do you know when the funeral is? I'd like to go.

Oh, my God! And you let me go on about my stupid computer?

Yes. A mean little man popped up with 'X's where his eyes should be

Miranda's mother died.

One at a time. Which one of you crashed?