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Good for you. It took me six months to give my cleaning lady a key.
Let's see.
- That's why I was trying to help. - I know, but...
Fine, I'll call her. Goodbye.
Next morning, my own search party called with news of a breakthrough.
Thank you.
I thought I'd have more free time, but decorating is stressful.
There are no explanations, no answers,
One half-nelson, one full orgasm.
Iike...
That only works on PCs.
Miranda, the doctor's waiting. Don't use that cell phone in the hospital.
She called me!
I didn't realise I needed a date for my mother's funeral.
means unlocking the door to home cooking and great sex,
This thing's just faking you out.
I don't even know how to use that and I don't need it.