Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER --

Okay. WELL, I GOT MY BALLERINA.

YOU'RE SMART. YOU'RE TERRIFIC AT ANTICIPATING NEEDS.

YOU'RE GETTING A VASECTOMY. WHAT?

WHEN YOU DRIVE BACK TO YALE, RIGHT?

OTHERS? WHAT OTHERS?

NO, NO, I'LL TAKE IT.

PLUS, SHE'S THOROUGHLY SICKENED BY WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU.

I'M NOT DONE HERE.

SHE'S SOUND ASLEEP.

MISS DRISCOLL, THE SAD SPINSTER/GYM TEACHER

HOW SOON AFTER CAN A TEST TELL YOU ANYTHING?

I CAN GET A LOAN.

I OFFERED YOU THE JOB, TOOK YOU UNDER MY WING --

GIVE HER THIS. OKAY, WILL DO.

YOUR WATCH MUST BE FAST.

AND I ENDED UP SAYING THINGS I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID,

BUT NOT ALL CUTE.

I KNOW HE WANTS THE BONE,

[ LAUGHTER ] HE'S A BAND.

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

BUT, AGAIN, IT'S A SMALL TOWN -- IT'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM.

WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT ANYTHING.

NOW, IT'S JUST A QUICK OUTPATIENT PROCEDURE.

BUT I KNOW NOW, AND I'M REALLY SORRY IT HAPPENED.

RIGHT, ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, WHEN YOU KNEW I COULDN'T COME.

YOU'VE BEEN ANNE SEXTON SINCE I PULLED UP.

You've got to figure, if he shoots, he scores.

I MEAN, IT'S GOOD STUFF. IT'S FUNNY.

THE THINGS YOU SAY IN THIS. I KNOW.

WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO? I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK I HAVE IT COVERED, AND THAT WASN'T A EUPHEMISM.

THAT ARE LESS INTERESTING THAN EVENTS TAKING PLACE

I'M LIGHT, AND I PLOP MY BUTT DIRECTLY ON THE CHAIR WITHOUT SLIDING,

CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?

I THOUGHT I WAS IN A REALLY GOOD RHYTHM WITH EVERYONE HERE.

I JUST SAID IT IN JEST TO THIS WRITER, AND SHE PRINTED IT.

ON CERTAIN MATTERS.

All roadblocks down.

YOU ARE NOT GETTING THAT HOUSE.

YEAH, THAT'S THE WAY THOSE THINGS SHOULD GO --

Lorelai: I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET YOUR PARTY.

IT MUST BE NICE TO NAP WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY.

WE'RE CUTTING THAT TUBE, IF IT IS A TUBE.

WHAT ABOUT -- FINE. $1.05. IT'S $1.05.

I RAISED THE PRICE OF WHEAT TOAST -- IT'S $1.10.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. [ CHUCKLES ]

FAR AWAY. LET'S JUST DRIVE SOMEWHERE -- TO NEW YORK.

SOOKIE, COME ON.

YOU'RE SWIMMING IN CASH,

HEY, I JUST THOUGHT OF THE PERFECT NAME.

THEY'RE MORE ACCURATE NOW, BUT THE PROCESS IS SIMILAR.

OH, FINE. SHE'S ALL CHECKED IN.

I MEAN, SHE'S NOT JOSEPH STALIN,

THANKS, BEAUTIFUL. MANNERS, BOYS.

BLOND HAIR, BULLET BODY, SO PETITE,

I WANT TO SEE THEM. THEY WON'T GO FOR THAT.

SO, FRANZ FERDINAND COMES TO NEW YORK,

I MEAN, MY LIFE IS GOING REALLY GOOD.

SHE KEPT PLAYING WITH THAT OBNOXIOUS MAGIC 8 BALL OF YOURS.

THE HOUSE SHOULD BE RE-LISTED.

AND I WAS WONDERING IF THEY WORK ANY DIFFERENTLY.

I'M NOT SO BRIGHT-EYED MYSELF.

HEY, DO A LIMO RANT. I BET THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

BECAUSE HE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT IT.

WELL, THAT COULD BE A SIGN.

OH, LOOK AT THE INN. IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.

YOU SHOULD STRIP AND GET IN A TOWEL.

I HAD THREE PEPPERMINTS FROM THE BOWL IN THE MEN'S ROOM.

IT DOES LOOK GOOD. IT LOOKS LIKE BEN STILLER!

I READY TO GO TO THE MAT ON THIS ONE.

I'M NOT TELLING. GOOD. BYE, HON.

IT'S RIGHT FOR LUKE TO HAVE IT.

MAYBE IT'S JUST TELLING YOU TO BETTER COMPLY

BUT THIS OTHER OFFER INCLUDES

MOM, IT WAS MEANT AS A JOKE --