Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BECAUSE I PUT THE CD PLAYER ON REPEAT

LUKE, HEY, BUDDY.

SO I EXCHANGED HER FOR MIKHAIL.

I'LL PASS ON THE POP. AND PLATES AND CUPS AND...

AND SOOKIE'S FINE, JACKSON'S FINE, EVERYONE'S FINE.

I DON'T KNOW. I JUST GOT AWAY.

THE ONES YOU CAN IDENTIFY ARE PUTRID.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN INTO A BUSINESS

THOSE LITTLE BUGGERS TEND TO COME WHEN THEY WANT TO COME.

WITH THE GOVERNMENT'S RECOMMENDATIONS

JUST A LITTLE GIRL TALK, MOM. WHO ARE WE OFFENDING?

I FELT LIKE I WAS BEING STALKED BY AN ELF.

YOU CANNOT LEAVE IT UP TO THE GUY, OKAY?

AND I'VE TAKEN UP TOO MUCH OF YOUR TIME.

OKAY, SEE, I'M EATING AN APPLE.

NEVER MADE IT TO THE FOOD, DID WE?

SOMEWHERE...FAR... OUT THERE.

SHE'S A TRADITIONALIST.

BECAUSE, YOU SEE, NORMALLY,

OUR PEOPLE DIE VERY YOUNG THERE.

AND YOU FOUGHT ME OVER A 10-CENT RAISE ON TOAST.

WHAT? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.

HEY, YOUR COVER!

OH, HEY, TAYLOR. HOW'S IT GOING?

I WANT TO GET A BUNCH, THOUGH -- FRAME ONE OR TWO.

70% OFF, TOO. WHAT ELSE?

BLAME LITTLE NAME-TO-COME. WE'LL SEE YOU THERE.

IT'S MINIMUM WAGE PLUS 20% COMMISSION?

BUT THERE'S NO WAY I COULD HAVE KNOWN THAT A RUSSIAN MAN,

THEY OVERSEE THE TOWN ASSETS, THE REAL ESTATE.

I DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE BEING AROUND PEOPLE.

YEAH, WE SHOULD HAVE EATEN SOMETHING BEFORE WE WENT.

THIS IS REGGIE.

I'M GOING TO SEE HOW FAR ALONG SHE IS.

GOING THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE-WAY STREET. THEY DON'T LET YOU FORGET.

YOU WANT TO RELIVE THE U-HAUL INCIDENT OF MAY 2004?

THE LAST TIME I HAD MY ROADBLOCKS DOWN WAS, I DON'T KNOW,

AND THE ONES WHO DO, JUST TELL THEM I WAS MISQUOTED.

TO PREVENT SOMETHING FROM COMING AROUND THE MOUNTAIN?

BUT I WANTED FOUR. AND I WANTED THREE.

I KNOW. NAMES ARE SO HARD.

I AM ONE OF STARS HOLLOW BANK'S OLDEST CUSTOMERS.

DOESN'T MATTER.

YOU KNOW, YOU AND I HAVEN'T REALLY SAT DOWN

I WAS JUST BEING EDGY, LIKE CHRIS ROCK.

EVER BEEN TO THE TRIBUNE OFFICES, CHICAGO? NO.

GOOD. DID YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER ABOUT THE VINEYARD?

YOU PROBABLY DON'T HAVE TO.

ESPECIALLY YOU...

THEY SENT THE BIG NURSE. JUST IN CASE.

AGAIN, JUST UNDER -- I DON'T WANT TO BRAG.

IT'S STILL A BARGAIN.

JUST A QUICK QUESTION.

SO LET'S GO. IT'S 4:30.

I'VE GOT TO GET A NEW PAIR OF PANTS.

THEY'RE ALL PETITE.

OH, THAT ANNOYING LITTLE STICK. SHE DROVE ME CRAZY.

VERY WELL THESE DAYS.

I'LL JUST -- I'M GONNA...

I'M SORRY, I JUST -- CAN WE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE?

WHAT GIVES YOU THE AUTHORITY TO MAKE TOWN DECISIONS?

GO TO UNIVERSITIES -- YALE, WHEREVER --

AN EXCELLENT ALTERNATIVE TO THURSDAY.

SHE HAD A MENTALITY OF A PRESCHOOLER.

DO YOU EVEN WANT ME HERE?

I-I DON'T MAKE JOKES ABOUT JOSEPH STALIN.

Miss Driscoll, right, like she would ever need birth control.

HERE'S A LITTLE CUTIE-PATOOTIE.

SEE, NOW, THAT I THOUGHT WAS JUST AN AMUSING ANECDOTE.

THANK, GOD. OH, I'M GLAD, MOM.

ISN'T THERE A MACHINE THAT COULD TELL ME RIGHT AWAY,

WHICH MAKES YOU A REAL-ESTATE RISK.

THIS IS IT. OH, FANTASTIC.