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HEY, WAS THAT ANDY DICK OUT IN THE HALLWAY?
HEY.
* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *
I CAN'T GET "COMING AROUND THE MOUNTAIN" OUT OF MY MIND.
MITSIE HERTFERDSHIRE SCOOPED HER UP.
RIGHT, LIKE SHE WOULD EVER NEED BIRTH CONTROL.
NEEDS PLANTS. I CAN GET PLANTS.
CONGRATULATIONS.
GONNA GET THAT?
HEY!
I'M NOT GOING TO CONTINUE TALKING THROUGH THE DOOR.
HE'S EASY ON THE EYES, YES.
NOW HE WANTS THIS FOR HER AND FOR THE OTHERS.
WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE ALTOGETHER.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER? NORMAN MAILER.
THIS IS FOR THE BEST.
AND I WOULD RECOMMEND
EASIER THAN RENTING SOMETHING?
A SUBSTANTIAL DOWN PAYMENT IN CASH.
I'M NOT SURE I'M AT LIBERTY TO SAY.
WITH ALL MY SISTER'S FRIENDS ON IT.
I GOT POLA.
IT'S NOT MY PLEASURE TO DISAPPOINT SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
NOT OURS TO TAKE.
HOW IT'S GOING ON.
OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES PER DAY.
DID YOU EVER MENTION THIS PREGNANCY SCARE TO LUKE?
I AM GOING TO CAMP OUT IN HERE, POSSIBLY FOREVER.
I'M LOVING THE NON-GENERIC FEEL OF YOUR SPACE HERE.
LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO GET BACK.
LORELAI, IT'S YOUR MOTHER. I JUST HAVE A QUICK QUESTION.
* LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
IT'S OUR BUSIEST PART OF THE DAY.
THAT I REALLY WISH I'D NEVER HEARD.
WHERE DID YOUR MOTHER GET THEM?
WHEN IT COMES TO NEARLY DYING.
THERE'LL BE OTHER PLACES FOR HIM TO GO.
CALLING HIM "SHE" IS ONE OF THOSE NAUTICAL TRADITIONS.
THEY DON'T DEAL WITH THE PUBLIC.
THAT'S GOOD, TOO.
BOY, THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES IS REALLY HOVERING OVER YOU
THERE'S NO DISCOUNT FOR DIRECT BUTT-PLOPPING.
BEFORE YOU EVEN KNEW THAT HOUSE WAS AVAILABLE.
IT'S ALL EXCITING, BUT SO IS EATING A GALLON OF PUDDING,
I EXPLAINED THAT IF YOU WANTED TO SEE THE TOWN ELDERS,
HEY, LISTEN, I KNOW THIS IS ROUGH,
FANTASTIC.
BUT WHATEVER NAME WE DON'T USE NOW,
$1.10 FROM $1? THAT'S A 10% BUMP.
OH, PATEL, CHARLIE WANTS TO SEE YOU.
SO I GUESS WE GOT TO TAKE TO THE SEA.
I MEAN, FORGET ABOUT THE SMELLS YOU CAN'T IDENTIFY.
AREN'T THERE ENOUGH GUYS WALKING AROUND OUT THERE?
THEY'RE INTERESTED.
HEY, UM...
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
AND BELIEVE ME, YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THAT LATER.
YEAH, MAYBE.
GRANTED, HIS OFFER MATCHED THE FAIR-MARKET VALUE
WITH MY FANCY REMOTE IN MY FANCY LIMO.
TO GET A STORY, TO DIG.
I GUESS.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
OH, GOOD. SHALL WE GO IN THE LIVING ROOM?
I'LL TELL HIM.
YEAH, WELL, HE'S BEEN COOPERATING WITH ME
SELECT PATRONS, SUCH AS MYSELF,
BETWEEN 11:00 AND 12:30 EVERY DAY.
THIS IS MIKHAIL. MIKHAIL, MY DAUGHTER, LORELAI.
AGAIN, MOM, I AM REALLY, REALLY SORRY,
DACHA, YES.
IN FACT, I'M SURE OF IT.
I'M NOT REALLY UP ON THE PROCEDURE.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
CAN'T BUY ONE WHERE I LIVE
AND THAT'S THAT, BUT, NO, SHE KEPT GOING.
I WANT TO TALK TO THE TOWN ELDERS.