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RIGHT, SUDDENLY MY MIDWIFE WAS WOLF BLITZER.

HEY, LUKE, IT'S FOR YOU. IT'S TAYLOR.

AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE WHOLE OFF-THE-RECORD, ON-THE-RECORD THING,

AND I DID ALL THAT I COULD,

IT'S MY SISTER'S PARTY. I DIDN'T PICK THE NIGHT.

IT'S THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE

IT WAS THERE, AND IT LOOKED GOOD.

BUT HOW SOON WAS THE NORMAN MAILER MOMENT

MOM, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?

I TAKE MY TOAST DRY.

IT'S OKAY BECAUSE SASHANKA TORE A LIGAMENT LAST YEAR

IT MIGHT EXPLAIN THE DISCREPANCY IN OUR NET WORTHS.

WE WERE BY A VENDING MACHINE CHECKING YOU IN,

Lorelai: COME ON, PLEASE. I'M DONE.

HEY, HAVE I THANKED YOU ENOUGH

NO, I'M ABOUT TO TAKE OFF HERE.

I'VE GOT A PRETTY GOOD GUT SENSE

YOU'LL MEET HER TOMORROW NIGHT AT DINNER.

A GIRL! OH, GOOD, WE NEED A GIRL.

YOU WEREN'T INTERRUPTING ANYTHING.

I KNOW THERE'S GONNA BE A COMPLICATION GETTING THE BONE,

RIGHT NOW I'M NAKED, BUT MY PANTS HAVE POCKETS.

GO, LUKE. RANT, LUKE.

THERE ARE BABIES POPPING OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE.

* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE STATE OF MY ASSETS?

PEOPLE ARE LIKE THREE FEET AWAY FROM ME.

YOU'RE FUNNY. DARK, BUT FUNNY.

SUDDENLY, THERE'S NOTHING LEFT BUT A PUFF OF SMOKE

I DON'T WANT TO DRIVE.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? I MEAN, IF IT'S TRUE.

OH, MY GOD, IT'S HAPPENING?

I'LL BRING CHILDREN INTO THE HOUSE, TOO.

BUT LUKE WANTS IT MORE. BUT --

LET'S ALL RESUME THIS MONDAY. GO HOME.

WHO, YOUR DAD? CAN'T YOU SENSE IT?

NO, EAT. I'M JUST SURPRISED. IT'S NOT YOUR THING.

AWAY FROM THE PRYING EYES OF THE GARBAGE MAN?

I'LL GIVE YOU $1.04. NO.

AND WANTING TO KNOCK PEOPLES' HATS OFF, HE TAKES TO THE SEA?

YOU'VE HAD ONE BEFORE. DON'T YOU REMEMBER?

DO YOU WANT LUMINISTA TO TAKE YOUR BAG?

IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL?

TILL SHE GOT THE ANSWER SHE WANTED.

DID I STEP INTO SOMETHING HERE?

OF A CITY 40 MILES AWAY?

YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO THAT PART YET? NO!

AND THAT DUKE, YOUR EVIL TWIN, IS IN TOWN.

Tell me, Taylor. OKAY.

LOT OF DYING TODAY. I HEAR THAT.

I'M GOING TO FOUR, IF YOU WANT TO CATCH UP.

YOU RAISE SOMETHING FROM $1 TO $1.10.

THAT'S FOR THE COURTS TO DECIDE.

HE WANTS IT FOR HIM AND LORELAI.

HOW MANY RESOURCES CAN HE HAVE? HE'S LIVING IN STARS HOLLOW.

WE'LL BE A COUPLE MINUTES. OH, SURE.

WHY ARE YOU ASKING? OH, I DON'T KNOW.

AND...YOU KNOW, I JUST GOT RID OF YOU.

YOU KNOW, I'M A BIT OF A ROMANTIC, LUKE.

I'm caught up, honest. OKAY, GOOD.

LET'S MAKE TWO PILES -- ONE FOR THE MAYBEs, ONE FOR THE NOs.

THAT'S THE TOWN ELDERS, RIGHT? YES.