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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
I've never seen you this happy before.
Super Mario QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM
but I don't know the first thing about 'em.
Oh, my God, I love your pilot costume.
ooh, Glenn got me good.
which sounds kind of weird coming out of my mouth.
- I'm finding it. - Damn it, Brian!
for the rest of my candy,
You know, I should really be in a backwards‐facing car seat.
(chuckles) Never mind about that, Mr. Feldman.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Probably thanks to my killer costume.
I said walk again. And there again.
with a "this game sucks"
If you saw the numbers, you'd be shocked!
You know, I'm so glad you trick‐or‐treated at my house.
I have my "all is lost" moment on page 389, thereabouts.
♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
Uh, folks, please use caution as you exit the party
and he thought you might want to take a look
Well, we did it. Cheers.
that envelope, that stamp and that checkbook?
All right, let's cut to the chase.
No, no, w‐O‐K.
the funniest thing you could do was show people your balls.
(humming)
Oh, come on, give it up.
True dat. We're in the middle of an epic staring contest. Really? What does the winner get?
You're coming back, though, right?
OK, look, I'm seeing this woman,
Look, it's Matt Foley from Saturday Night Live.
(grunts) Thief! I've caught you!
Who's taken candy from a baby?
This might be my biggest candy score ever.
I don't know who that is. I just came from a meeting at work.
(gasps) My Reese's Penis.
tennis balls in the world for me to--
Damn it, Brian, did you leave the doggy gate open?
Okay, you want to know the truth, Brian?
Oh, my pleasure, Carrie.
Well, maybe she should stop fightin'.
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- We're here to beat you up. - (laughs)
This is priceless.