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I cannot believe that sucker!

She bought 'em uniforms so they wouldn't have to play in their overalls.

This is serious, Ed Earl. You gotta do something.

Just like a snap.

But I figure there's only one thing left to do.

the girls began accepting poultry in trade.

since old Jack Roy Wallace retired.

Ed Earl, you better turn on Channel 4.

Ruby Rae Start ‘Em

All we wanted to do was keep it quiet.

Aggies have the ball, second down at eight.

Now, wait a minute.

Nobody tells me how to run my goddam job,

And that one there, there...

and I can't go changin' now.

while Ed Earl had been Sheriff ever

Mona, there's something I wanna tell you.

That's what the Bible says about spaceships in Ezekiel.

and Langston downtown is gonna sell the rest.

Wait, a second.

Well, the news has come.

if folks want their ass tickled with a feather!

Well, Melvin, it's that bad publicity I want to talk to you about.

Take their picture!

Miss Wulla Jean put in a jukebox to spark up business.

Law enforcement.

Ed Earl, please don't go doin' something stupid you're gonna be sorry for!

Nothing can be that important that it can't wait till this afternoon.

Wants to be watchdog for the whole U.S. of A.

Goin' out to the Chicken Ranch, was he?

Sorry son of a bitch.

It was only during the Hoover depression

Give her a few more months & Lisa Marie will replace Dolly P.

But they heard it in their livin' room.

Well, I don't give a shit, Rufus!

Well, you got screwed.

So you and you listen good! You!

Now, don't be sacrilegious.

and I saw that Melvin P. Thorpe and a bunch of other fellers

Excuse me, ma'am.

so everybody could feel real friendly.

Nothin' better, once you've had the best.

Now, that's what the little silver snaps are for.

and aimed to keep it that way.

Mona, this is an official call.

Most of the politicians have slept there.

Well, that's pretty darn close to the way it happened.

If he brings cameras out to the Chicken Ranch...

that every schoolboy in the state knows about it.

That's typical of them crusadin' fanatics.

Number three. No sawed-offlittle

So you listen and listen good, you over-padded, televisin' turd.

And mighty useful, if you get my meaning.

we'd get a reprieve.

I'm the electronic bounty hunter.

and we are closed down.

I've known a lot of women in my life.

but let's not confuse crime with committin' a sin.

and give them a little bad publicity

A chicken-shit sheriff in a chicken-shit town.

So you know how hard this is for me to say.

Loveless copulation?

You see, for years, the winning seniors

Now, thanks to Ed Earl, it's the hottest thing

Like the time the mule sat on Miss Modene's car.

for your deputies down at the gate.

that we're gonna shut down for two months.

Aw, no, thank you. That stuff always tears up my stomach.

and after we see who wins, we put up the orange or the maroon.

Well, look at that! At last!

Miss Mona married Ed Earl

You know something?

Boy, I sure didn't know you had dreams that big.

Now, you better get that travellin' circus out of town

so I can get through a difficult situation

So much so that the fellers who visited during World War I

You're never gonna meet a finer woman.

Here goes, and may God forgive me!

Of course, if you grew up anywhere in Texas,

and just get drunker than Cootie Brown?

The Chicken Ranch? I think it's a good idea.

So you been sayin'.

Ed Earl, that man has made a fool out of you.