Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, fine! Then I'm gettin' dressed and goin' home.
What the hell happened?
I thought you would.
It's a hell of a lot better than bein' a whore.
to learn about the birds and the bees.
These are a brand-new pair.
take the championship next year.
My wife couldn't believe what she saw last night.
Well, maybe it won't be two months.
is involved with and under the influence of organized crime.
Well, because people are not very God-like, Mona.
who supply a demand and provide an
Jewel! Hold it right there!
that I must have been drugged
Well, who won?
Why, the town council will probably vote you another plaque.
And she insisted that each girl
have to roll down your socks to shit!
Now, I know that this is TV,
Why don't you just get to the point, Sheriff?
Like a broken record. Chicken Ranch, Chicken Ranch, Chicken Ranch!
He used to like to run a quiet town,
I believe I could win.
of a muckrakin' sensationalist on television.
This week's spotlight will shine on a shameful situation
It's no big secret.
the little town with the big shame.
There's some folks gettin' up a petition to close the Chicken Ranch.
Yeah, I know about the Bible!
Its doors have been open to soldiers and presidents and farmers.
I set my course a long time ago
I know deep down in my heart it ain't never gonna be.
I forgot all about that.
Thank God we still live in a society where anything
What do you think? Little?
The best part?
and again, the Longhorns' break is stopped.
That Chicken Ranch is gonna get it in the neck!
Hey, boys! I think you'll find
and I figured your phone was out, because...
About the other night.
But it's gonna always be just like it is.
I'll do things my own way. I'm gonna make up my own damn mind!
The Chicken Ranch.
Get outta here! Move this thing!
Didn't he tell you that?
while the people here in Gilbert went about theirs.
And so, as feminists line up behind the bill
That's just it, Ed Earl. Who's gonna put out that fire?
who was a principal figure in the Watchdog news raid,
I expect a little protection for my money!
in the hopes that the Governor himself
Here in Houston, he's becomin' a regular Texas attraction.
I could close this place down in a New York minute!
But if you was to marry me...
You're probably right.
Sometimes I think you know me better than I know myself.
You think if we just close the doors to the regular customers,
I picked up a package. The very latest thing from Frederick's of Hollywood.
Come on, boys!
It's good to see you. Nice to meet you.
Tah-dah!
I got it right here.
so you can play weekend daddy!
It's a Japanese slingshot.
The point I'm tryin' to make is
Last night I wasn't on the 11:00 news!
Hey, Deputy Fred. Morning, girls!
because I wear the badge in this county!
you knew at an early age they was sellin' somethin' out there,
So, for over three generations,
What happened to me as an individual is not important.
It's Deputy Fred. Fred.
sent their sons back in World War ll.
That's all they are. They're just dreams,
He made the makers of the Peanut Delight candy bar
A feller could ask a girl to dance,
I'm talkin' about the Chicken Ranch, my friends.
First thing. First thing is you're standin' in Lanville County,
Watchdog never sleeps!
My girls would love to show you a little appreciation.
Well, that was very Christian of you.
that work for you in my town again,
Good mornin'.
I don't know, but it's too late in the year for a carnival.
Why, Miss Mona's ain't obscene. It's just obsolete.
How could what he's sayin' be so goddamn important?
Now, would I wanna disappoint my little honey?
Sometimes it's gotta be changed.
one of the better known pleasure palaces in all of Texas.
You know that, I don't see anybody but you anymore.
Right out in front of... Your office!
Come on, Deputy Fred!
Has a report on the late night news.
Boys, I got myself a pretty good bullshit detector.
That was right after I had
See the Governor, tell him Miss Mona's side of the situation.