Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and pretty soon it just clears out of the air.
Now, Ed Earl, I ain't tellin' you nothin'.
plannin' an expose on the Chicken Ranch.
You're blockin' traffic!
Oh, Ed Earl, I like a lot of things,
If I ever see you or any of those
What the hell did he say?
but before you closed down the Chicken Ranch,
take us to the Chicken Ranch, did ya?
Tell him I'll be there when I get there.
Well, I ain't apologizin'!
You ever think about runnin' for office? I swear.
You may be right. I got over a dozen
Time is winding down.
Hell, he wants to go national!
Oh, I'm always ready.
Oh, yeah! Come on! All right!
He was always bein' very sociable.
Do you know we are in the middle of a worldwide sexual revolution?
Did you get any of that?
Ah!
It's nice to see you.
Time running out. Miller rolls to the right. Pass! Touchdown!
Think I'll use that as my campaign slogan.
with as little trouble as possible!
Ready?
No one. No one was ever forced to go up there.
He sure as hell ain't gonna hear about it from anybody in this room.
And when I start the music, I want you Dogettes to start with me, brisk!
on this Chicken Ranch business!
for that sincere and heart-warming ovation.
We're here at the Lanville County Courthouse
I have to tell my girls.
Well, everything was goin' along fine, just like always,
It's downright tacky.
It's the Thanksgiving game, Miss Mona. And that's real special.
Don't let your mother see you do that.
What?
See, there ain't nothin' goin' on out there.
Howdy again, good neighbors. Melvin P. Thorpe, the old Watchdog himself,
Hey, Sheriff.
What about the football game celebration tomorrow night?
Ah.
It's your show I want to talk to you about, Mr Thorpe.
Boy, you sent him hightailin'. I was so proud of you!
This is it. Thank you.
Well, I'd like to do it tonight.
I trusted you. That's what hurt. I trusted you!
I thought you might like.
What? You know what I was thinkin', Ed Earl?
See, I moved to Houston six years ago.
You don't know the trouble you caused
Oh, really?
Aw, you paid $20 for these?
Things are just never the same again.
Melvin P. Thorpe
You know, you better check that turkey of hers,
That's tellin' him, Sheriff!
Oh, yeah? Well, don't take nothin' off them cheeks.
Hit it.
anticommunist in the state legislature,
Yes!
how they feel about the infamous bordello
And all of your big dreams of goin' to the legislature.
Miss Mona!
was the best ratin' we ever had.
Cool reasonin', he used to tell me, could solve any problem.
'cause I wear the badge in this goddamn county.
They bleeped him out, but she read his lips
So long, partner.
and we had some tough ones. Right in front of my car!
That pitiful putz. Would you just pull that up?
Just have to give it a chance.
the Chicken Ranch went peacefully about its business,
Well, that's a man that knows how to throw a party.
Bye.
Although petitions are being circulated to save the Chicken Ranch,
by their alumni association.
Oh, how nice!
Texas suits my style.
Don't you talk to me about trust! I trusted you to protect me!
And how about Austin? Why, two blocks from the state capitol,
And I think you still could be a ballerina if you wanted to be.
It lay about a mile outside the city limits,
Oh, now and again there'd be a problem,
Ed Earl, I believe the thing for you to do is
Thank you for callin'.
He just buckled up his legs and sat right down!