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Not now! Idiot boy.

Well, I ain't interested.

And they look like it.

I ain't threatenin' you, Governor.

Aren't you afraid of possible pay-offs and bribes?

things now, without gettin' on my toes.

before they leave. Good seein' ya.

Ed Earl, now, you can set up speed traps to catch the tourists.

which, by my figurin', is about a 100 miles west

and neither did Miss Wulla Jean's strict set of rules.

That's funny, now, how God can forgive you,

We could make it work.

You make that whorehouse sound like a

You're playin', Ed Earl.

Boys, boys! That was the greatest victory

I can tell you. Nothin'!

Melvin P. Thorpe!

But the Chicken Ranch loses, 42 to 37, with 21 % undecided.

The city planning commissioner was drivin' a city car...

You use me as your mistress.

The eyes and ears of Texas, Melvin P. Thorpe!

He's gonna kick that boy's ass.

Some men can't say the words, honey.

that has been allowed to exist for close to a 100 years.

or I'll whip your butt so bad it'll look like the stripes on a barber pole.

Be careful of the box.

messages here from outraged citizens,

Shoot, Miss Mona. You know I'm a married man!

You may be right.

Both of us are interested in protectin' the public.

is gonna accuse me of takin' a bribe and live to tell about it

with yours truly, Melvin P. Thorpe,

swoopin' down and pickin' me up and takin' me off to heaven.

It's ruinin' the town.

Of course I trust you, you big cowboy. Ain't I always?

And the mayor and the people of my county that voted for me,

So, I told you 100 times,

I have a hard enough time balancin' these

is a woman known only as Miss Mona.

Course, now, you can't say the same, can you?

I can't stand it if them Aggies win.

I got a little influence around this state myself.

Y’all come back now, y’hear?

Well, you don't look real sexy.

Governor. I know I'm way out of line comin' up here like this,

All this publicity's makin' folks think twice

But there's nothin'.

I wanna see 60 nuts inside.

about this and other cases.

Can you dig it?

and I became the Sheriff.

just went on with the party as planned, that'd be all right?

Two months. What's two months?

Well, now, you see here, C.J.!

we wanna set for our young, innocent children?

I'm sorry, Mona, about the whole situation.

we should've done what the sheriff said and kept this place closed.

The sheriff of Gilbert, Ed Earl Dodd, refused interviews,

Television is a family medium.

Ed Earl, I am givin' you my word.

Oh, nonsense! You're exactly what the public would like to see.

You know, Ed Earl, seems like ever since I can remember,

without a sweet goodbye for your old Porky.

And get those cameras and the rest of that crap off the street.

Which show did you like best, Ed?

He's gonna be real disappointed!

No, I didn't know that.

Yeah, just until the heat wears off a little bit.

will come out of his long silence

Variables If there´s no Yes or no

And the man who turns his back on her illegal operation

I'd tread easy on this one. Them TV boys can be mighty powerful.