Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you, Jeff. If there are further...
Go into training right now. Just start jumpin' up and down.
You're just a kid playin' at bein' a cowboy.
I was readin' in the Reader's Digest...
Good morning, Jewel.
and they're gonna be out there lookin' for women.
I've worn boxer shorts for years!
the Little League fund campaign.
Yeah? Just a little something sexy
Run the film.
Everything's gonna turn out slicker than cat shit
Well, if it ain't the celebrated
Ed Earl?
Hey, boys!
You know, Mona,
It's me, Deputy Fred!
Braggin', braggin', braggin'.
As a newsman, I have First Amendment protection.
Well, I'm glad.
Calm down, Rufus! It can't be as bad as all that.
Good people of Gilbert, may I have your attention, please?
Well, hellfire. Is that it?
'Cause you're my protector.
Oop. Gotta brush my teeth.
that's phony or dishonest can't stand the light of day.
But we're gonna beat this thing. I ain't worried about it.
Oh, I'm on! Friend Ed, I gotta go.
All right, take this!
And he was a heck of a speaker.
That is a hell of a lot to ask somebody, Ed Earl.
That Melvin P. Thorpe idiot's got you on TV again.
Oh, it's the mayor. He wants to speak to you.
Henry. Lights. Light switch.
Oh, Sheriff! I been real good all week. I've lost six pounds.
None of 'em has ever been exciting to me like you are.
If they have to go for all the marbles,
I'll be back with more.
The polls. You can't expect me to go against the polls.
and it was a sorry day for Lanville County.
At the capitol today, the Governor made no statement,
Oh, yeah? Please...
Damn. That man is crazier than a peach orchard sow.
they will have to throw to the end zone right now.
You know something, Sheriff, it just struck me.
Ah! Well, she didn't. I was out there earlier this evenin'.
Miss Mona has just capped the goal for
Watch your step.
Come on, Ed Earl!
Oh. Hold that position?
I know you.
The Chicken Ranch has been in my county since before I was born.
I kind of like to think that that's what heaven is all about.
My aides are still workin' on that.
You know, honey,
They're smokin' cocaine!
And that's all you will ever be!
admit that they put less peanuts
How was I supposed to handle that situation?
Look at them stars.
You can look the other way when the wrong kid swipes a car to go joyriding.
Son of a... Bitch.
I... I'm gettin' dressed.
Those sightseers and reporters would have
Mona, we've been together a long time.
Nuts in the chocolate bar.
Hi, Jerry.
Yes, you do, and I don't wanna hear any more bitchin' about it.
You know how I am about my breath.
I saw a picture once.
I hear you're very popular.
He sure is wound up.
In front of the... Courthouse!
Number two. You ain't the law around here and I am.
at the Chicken Ranch?
is showing little activity after the disclosure yesterday
Last week Well...
And I know you're gonna do a real good job in the legislature.
but I do believe I can fill it out.
My friends, I want to thank you
What did you say?
Well, you tell him I said hi. Bye.
who today, again, was unavailable for comment.
I mean, right or wrong...
Shoot.
and nobody gives me advice!
But I've thought about this for a long time.
who saw the little house as a Texas institution