Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

that it behooves both the Jews and the Arabs
and they was all headed out towards the Chicken Ranch.
The law, right, partner?
I'll tell you if you won't laugh.
because they have a his 'n' hers sexy department at Frederick's
I always take my shower in the mornin'.
Love to help you, Ed Earl,
an eyesore, a fire hazard, I would close it down!
But there's one thing you can't do and that's broadcast gutter talk on TV.
It's a Japanese Slingshot
The Chicken Ranch, the legendary, long-running bawdy house,
the hardware store on Main Street.
All right! Come along!
Did I say illegal? Yes, I did!
How are you, Sheriff?
Oh, ho, ho, ho! Miss Mona!
Oh. Yeah?
Congratulations!
Excuse me, Ed Earl. I gotta go.
Don't you know nothin' about the Bible?
but Senator Charles Wingwood,
Say, "How do you like Miss Mona?"
See, you take a lot of young boys
You know, he even brought his own singers.
The power of television, of public exposure, is so great it scares me.
You do?
Coron A. Virus said
He came right in her house, set right down at the foot of her bed.
Another legend, the legend of the Chicken Ranch.
Hell, Miss Mona, I didn't think you'd remember.
That place is older than rocks and water.
Oh. What'll we do?
and he was a big influence on me,
My Frank, when he was alive, used to go up there every Saturday.
Miss Wulla Jean passed on.
lost the fried chicken franchise here in town,
Well, Las Vegas, here I come.
Don't be too hard on him. He loves you.
it's my duty to tell you that...
official corruption, official malfeasance.
Taddy Jo.
But it's not what my people want.
Well, ain't I always?
What in the world is keeping him?
they want to keep things just the way they are.
Y'all come back now, you hear?
doin' pleasure with you, Charlie.
Close it down! She was just fine as long as she was bringin' in the money
Well, fine! I'm goin' in the bathroom and... Put these on.
Ed Earl, I paid $20 for these, plus postage. And I want you to wear it.
also held a press conference explaining his involvement.
that notorious house of ill repute.
Do you know he wears a sock in his underwear?
You can't legislate morality.
I don't think so, thank you very much.
And I can only say, as the most dedicated
all mornin' long. Sheriff's office.
And it don't make money. Beatrice?
Damn it!
This is the sponsor's booth.
But actually, the real trouble started
Just go in there, make yourself comfortable.
Christie Belue See you Monday, July 20th 8AM CST
One for paradin' without a license and the other for insultin' me.
Well, that's from the Bible.
What's that?
No questions, please.
Little is the key word here. They are real little.
And quiet.
What's that, Sheriff?
Sounds like a tough customer.
Just talkin' about you. How are ya?