Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Didn't you know about that, Miss Mona?
on a linoleum floor.
Put on the television. Channel 4.
At least, so I've been told.
Linda Lou.
I read in the Reader's Digest...
It don't look too little to me.
Well, you got my vote. I might even go register.
Aha. I'm sorry, Ed Earl.
I couldn't be a ballerina now. I'm too top-heavy.
gettin' in and out of my clothes.
Make yourself to home. See you later, partner.
You're in bed already. So?
The proprietor of this innocent-lookin' ranch house
there's somebody ticklin' your ass with a feather.
Sit down. I've got my TV show to do,
Don't touch that dial! This is Melvin P. Thorpe
I want you to be my guest.
because there's a hook in there that's gonna
Swearin' Sheriff Dodd? The one on TV?
and coffee over at Dulcie Mae's cafe.
Suits me, Mom.
they perform a necessary function.
The public has a right to know what is goin' on out there
The Aggies.
If Miss Mona and the girls that work for her were jeopardizin' the health,
You know I couldn't leave without my bell and my box.
How’s your tally wacker hanging?
Yeah. That could've been a spaceship, you know.
to ask some of the local citizens
of that little peckerwood myself.
I'll tell you something, honey.
Goodbye, Sheriff.
Sheriff Jack Roy Wallace picked it out for Miss Wulla Jean in 1910,
Howdy, ma'am. I'm Senator Wingwood
Oh!
Now, I'm the law!
economic asset to the community.
Hi!
Good neighbors, we're about to enter the whorehouse itself.
We are in the same profession.
What in the heck is keepin' him?
May be mean, but he's ours!
Right or wrong don't interest me!
No! There's been a party here.
I think the one about the...
No! No.
your word you were closin' down.
Now, this thing's gotten way out of hand. I don't know how.
The holidays are comin' up.
I like that.
Come on, move this thing! I'll get you for this.
Who's that fella in them trick britches?
and people can't. Now why is that?
No, no, no, no... Hi, Sheriff!
I saw your car parked from the highway
Nice man, but dumb.
is gonna accuse me of takin' a bribe and live to tell about it
You didn't know that, did you?
you'd want a little unnecessary publicity.
I would like to speak to you about a matter of great importance and concern.
She left the Chicken Ranch to her favorite workin' girl, Mona Stangley,
Miss Mona promised me to close the place down for two months.
So for a while, as the story goes,
I hope I'm not...
It was my fault, Jewel. It was my decision.
Can you believe that man?
We string up the white first
consumer advocate Melvin P. Thorpe,
Reckon you fellas are waitin' to talk to me.
And as much as I'd love for it to work,
Just hold that for me, will you?
You Curse too Much
Whatever you say, I'm gonna do.
And now, the Watchdog man himself.
Yeah! How about it?
Well, I don't know what to do.
Hot damn.
implications to the health of this town!
Why the hell can't that station in Houston
Me too! You just hold your horses. I got a surprise for you.
Me explaining why I can't people
We sure are!
and placed there to harm my reputation and good name.
See you're takin' the old juke with you.
I've known Miss Mona for 12 years.
prayer breakfast in this historic capitol
Oh, Ed Earl, I've loved you since I was 16-years-old.
They try the middle of the Texas defense,
Ain't that the truth.
I wasn't aware of her civic generosity.