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Since we can't get you to do your homework,
If you know a way off this hamster wheel, I'm listening.
Mm, I don't know. Maybe you should still try the obstacle course.
If the brick had legs, it wouldn't need you. Get cracking.
This is my room.
Bedtime.
-Even your homework? -I promise.
I'm just looking for a different lifestyle.
[air horn blows]
Yeah, it's the slowest, most painful way to water a lawn,
Are you not coming to work anymore? It's been two days.
Maybe you can't remember because you're so hungry from Grandpa's house.
I-- I was teaching Teddy a lesson.
Okay. It's time, Teddy.
Teddy, go to your room.
a lady so boring she was named after a tree.
[both gasp]
Look, we can fix this, okay? We're still in charge here.
You won't do homework, you'll do work-work.
You see those shoes?
[air horn blows]
It was all Kate. I never wanted to lie. I love you, Mommy and Daddy.
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Sad and Scared. That's a good title for our book.
Oh, you think it looks good now, you just wait till I'm done.
Well, it means that Kate and Teddy's philosophy really spoke to me.
Oh, sorry, Andi. Didn't you hear? He wants a different lifestyle.