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You need some Goddamned lasik surgery!
We wanna play video games.
Come on, Dad! Get up!
They've worked really hard to get here, Chris,and, you know,
You know what these guys look like to me?
He wants you, Jiokee! He wants yooooooooou!
NOOO!!
Dad!
Denver sucks ass Those kids can’t play
Ball four!
So what we need... is to find somebody to join our team, who totally sucks ass.
Wha-what do you mean?
That was no strike! What the hell is wrong with you, ref?
I can't believe we have to keep on playing.
Come on, let's go! I'm right here!
Runt, I would urgently advise you to stop right NOW!!!! Listen to your mother!
Who wants to hear from a Mr. Marsh?!
You wanna break me down?! You wanna hear me say it?! I'm scared!
Get up! You have to fight!
..or else there’s going to be heck to pay!
Can you believe it, boys?! We're playing in the State Championship Game!
I don't think so, South Park
..or else there’s going to be heck to pay.
Oh no!
I know, but listen:
So then, don't.
Come on, Stan! Just strike this kid out so we can end the season!
- Yeah, all right! - Damnit!
Not all that bad??