Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, you always get in a fight with scrappy redneck dats up here in the mountains,
What, is this a Communist country or something?!
Son of a biscuit!
Sometimes I sweat from holding the bat for so long and then the heat steams up my glasses.
Oh Jesus, that flight was terrible.
Iii am the Bat Dad!
I am the ultimate Elite Ice Hockey League Trash talking father!
Ball!
Come on, kid, you gotta at least swing at it.
Well somebody had to put that knucklehead in his place.
You could do it, kids! We know you can win State!
I thought this was shitposting!
This is News 4, at noon.
If you strike this kid out, we all get to go home.
That's Tom Nelson, one of the Denver players' fathers.
How could you say that?! You hate this game more than any of us!
Don't throw the ball too fast, because I might get startled and I have asthma.
Denver sucks ass!
Oh Jesus, did you see that??
All right!
We can start having fun again!!
Fifty ist jetzt dreistellig.
I just... don't think I can, all right?
Stop! Stop, or you're gonna get your teams disqualified!
Nobody said anything about a post-season.
Why the hell did you swing at it?!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Yeah! And then we won the stupid regionals and had to do this lousy-ass tournament!
Then we have to keep playing this boring game!
Not a chance, 'cause we're gonna lose to you right now!
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was Dubai?
I thought this was Hearthstone!