Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh Jesus, that flight was terrible.
Well somebody had to put that knucklehead in his place.
Iii am the Bat Dad!
Oh Jesus, did you see that??
Don't throw the ball too fast, because I might get startled and I have asthma.
We can start having fun again!!
Yeah! And then we won the stupid regionals and had to do this lousy-ass tournament!
What, is this a Communist country or something?!
That's Tom Nelson, one of the Denver players' fathers.
Denver sucks ass!
I thought this was Hearthstone!
Stop! Stop, or you're gonna get your teams disqualified!
Ball!
I mean, you always get in a fight with scrappy redneck dats up here in the mountains,
Come on, kid, you gotta at least swing at it.
Sometimes I sweat from holding the bat for so long and then the heat steams up my glasses.
I just... don't think I can, all right?
This is News 4, at noon.
Son of a biscuit!
All right!
I am the ultimate Elite Ice Hockey League Trash talking father!
Then we have to keep playing this boring game!
If you strike this kid out, we all get to go home.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was Dubai?
Not a chance, 'cause we're gonna lose to you right now!
Why the hell did you swing at it?!
You could do it, kids! We know you can win State!
Fifty ist jetzt dreistellig.
I thought this was shitposting!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Nobody said anything about a post-season.
How could you say that?! You hate this game more than any of us!