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So I brought out my old violin that only plays sad songs.
for the guests. Mm-mm-mm.
right after the flood, so I showed up.
but he had far from surrendered
So I-- I said to the guy, "What kind of shit is this?"
Come, now, Robert. I told you I'm gonna take care of you
"Fill out the enclosed form and your check
If you don't want none, I understand.
And don't you worry, when this FEMA check comes in,
GRANDDAD: How is the TV back on? And the lights?
Thanks for stopping by. Cheers.
my diabetes been acting up again.
[CRASHING]
you keep looking out for me, we look out for each other.
anything at all that I could do, anything to help.
♪ The story that just begun ♪
Damn, nigga.
[GRANDDAD LAUGHS]
Next.
Look, Robert, don't let the chrome rims fool you, okay?
Something wrong with the cable.
from place to place since, uh, you know.
When you come up,
You don't remember struggle.
He said--
[WHISTLES]
Oh, I had insurance.
I had rain insurance, I had flood insurance.
LEONA RAY: What kind of mess is this?
When you and your friends plan to play video games but your dad is occupying the room for the Super Bowl
Well, if it's too much to handle,
♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪
Granddad, I can't believe you let them niggas stay here.
cost y'all an arm and a leg, huh?
and galoshes to go in there.
You don't even want-- Huey don't want none.
So you really bought that "go home" shit?
'Cause I'm gonna make sure I pay you back every penny.
Yo quiero Taco Bell.
Do I still have to eat the cheap lunchmeat?
Not a damn thing.
Jericho Freeman.
It's not okay. Now every damn Katrina victim for 100 miles