Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Does she want to get back together? This is great.

Since when do you notice that?

- You sure? - You're great at this.

What are you, chicken? What are you waiting for?

I wanna work triple shifts. I need to make 9 grand by September.

Trespasser! Trespasser!

See, I noticed she gets these roses every Tuesday.

- Say you love delivery, right here. - Caught a bad pepperoni.

No. I mean, like, maybe I shouldn't be doing this.

Hey, Juan! Break me out one of those big cans of anchovies, will you?

Excuse me. Do you mind if I spend the night in your trailer tonight?

Be American woman with American freedom and opportunity.

Hey, wait! Wait!

So I'm just supposed to be your secret little boy-toy?

Okay, okay. Look out! Move over!

- No! Don't! - Mr. Bodek's office.

- Hi, what can I do for you? - I come to see Randy.

- I won't. - Ever. Okay?

- Well, I know that was unfair. - Yeah.

Well, see, the weird thing is, I didn't sleep with all of them.

I figured so. You got five more calls, all women, all extra anchovies.

...and you had it to give...

- Yes. And how foolish- - Great.

Let me fix you a drink.

There's this song. It goes:

- How pretty you are. - Thank you.

- Grades, son. How were the grades? - Oh, well, Dad. That's kind of a...

he-man makes meaty haiku in two lines only

You told them your roommate's name was Vic.

- What do you mean, who? Some lady. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Well, I sure did. Come on.

What? Oh, she's my bio tutor.

- I'm your father. - I know.

We're safe as long as we don't ever let anybody know about this.

I could get used to this.

- You mean she's not back yet? - Back from where?

I got 20,000 of these waiting to go into the warehouse as soon as you build it.

Hey, Joe, congratulations. Where's the better half?

He's got more experience.

You son of a bitch!

- Oh, like that? - There, you see? It should be like that.

So, what's the difference?

Mom, I don't believe this!

You know, all they wanted was a little romance and a little respect.

Hey, Bodek, you are really quite the popular guy, aren't you?

I'm gonna tell my parents about you.

If I wanted a drink, I would have hired a bartender.

Not on the plant.

Just a guy from work, Dad.

No, Jesus Christ!

And breathe and say yes to the photo experience.

- Oh, at my salon, why? - Your sal-?

Forget about it. You're going back to college.

Goofing off on the job, huh?

Hey, you still got it.

His Oriental wife runs into the street...

- Randy! - Eyes front.

That's what marriage is all about, you ask me.

Your luggage, pal. Luggage!

Thought you might want to check out the annual football issue.

She didn't even give me a chance to talk.

There's nobody here yet. We're safe. We're safe.

That your husband is having affairs? Diane.

- Hello? - Hi, Dad.

- It's okay. - It's okay.