Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Honey, I got you some flowers, and I just thought we could talk-

Hey, look, look. I'll move it. I'll move it.

Come on. Come on. Calm down.

- Randy, can we just get out of here? - This is something I gotta do.

- I have many anchovies for you- - Oh, no! No! Please!

You cannot not leave. Wait!

This is for me?

- Nice meeting you. - I'll call you, Jenny.

What do you think, Joe? Portable home-security systems.

I know you're not making this up.

- Frosty beverage? - Thank you.

Good to see you. You look great. How you been?

- Cocktail, Mr. Bodek? - Yeah, why not?

He's getting away!

I don't think I'm out of line. He's been in school, what, two years?

- He needs professional help. - No, he needs...

These pads are very important in this jacket.

Oh, by the way, the husbands?

Come on, come on.

- A pastrami burrito, nachos alfredo- - Hey!

Now look, I've been thinking this over.

Great. Right here is fine.

Please think about coming over to my parents'...

Yes, I felt you knew how to enjoy yourself.

I was so stupid to come here without calling first. What was I thinking?

Well, thanks a lot.

What are you doing here?

Take it outside! Come on. Come on.

Certain dignity. Anything?

- So, what is this guy doing here? - Well-

Hey, come on. It can't be that bad. I mean, look at this house.

And I am not the regular delivery boy.

Now, where is your guy? He's in there, huh?

I'm never gonna get Jenny back.

What I could do with you in Rome in two months, Randy.

...even you, professional, you refuse me.

...is gonna watch a marriage of 20 years go down the tube.

Look, I really- See, I wanna- Look, I gotta get back to work.

Intruder alert! Trespasser!

...there's a little water main that goes right through my goddamn lot.

I meet this woman when I deliver pizza for him.

- Maybe he likes you the way you are. - Yeah, right.

- I can't. - Why not?

When I was younger in Japan, I had many boyfriends.

I'll open it, I'll help.

- Mommy, can I have a piece of pizza? - Maybe later.

We fight. We fight, and I hit him to the ground. I bite his ear off.

- We need immediate x-rays. - It's too late for that!

Wanna see what he got me for my birthday?

Okay, why don't you sit down here.

- Are you crazy? People can see! - Fine. I want them to.

And how would you feel if I said:

- Randy! - What?

He gives our son a coat that must cost 500 bucks-

I got 1000 crates of those talking robots, sitting on the dock!

What happened was that he bought it on sale...