Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

is a lot better than the swill you've been making recently, Daddy.
From Highsmith College? I thought you were already accepted.
Congratulations on your acceptance to Harvard's class of 2024.
is trying to get those very things you claim to hate.
In fact, DuPont and my MIA grandfather
You haven't applied to any.
for a little while.
about the Baxter Brothers' authorship through,
You've already done so much good.
No, silly lovebug. My chimerism test results.
Maybe it's like insomnia.
It's Ms. Smith.
I'm being haunted by a ghost.
worth of psychotic parenting to unpack.
because Veronica Luna is no one's Cordelia.
Making it a particularly stressful time
your near-death experience in Sweetwater River--
Yeah, I know. I've made my peace with that.
[Francis] You're late.
My grandfather created them.
that seem pertinent to your situation.
he brought his secret illegitimate daughter
that I have suffered numerous family deaths.
No, I didn't achieve Harvard.
it's over.
Yet I'm sensing animosity.
[sighs]
vis-a-vis your future matriculations.
of your teachers at your public alma mater,
Kids grow up and they leave.
Fractured?
Speaking of the last few years, have you ever spoken
the Admissions Committee regrets to inform you
You are remarkably resilient.
No, you mallard.
And those cuts and bruises on your hands are not from sports.
would it be okay with you if your mother joined us.
Yes, I do. Their war's with me, not with you.
And it's over.
Walk away from me? [chuckles]
the other goings-on in the phantasmagory that is Thistlehouse.
Now, your father, on the other hand,
This bottle I cracked open
her relationship, her behavior...
is because you're afraid.
Why did I get a call from Dean Kingsley
It's about not letting some ascot steal my family's achievements.
The first bottle of Lodge Rum I ever produced.
You've never been able to do that.
The Oedipus and Electra complexes.
You're aware of negative consequences,
investigate.
What is this?
And all I wanna do is make sure no one else does.
that's moving around my house causing mischief.
[scoffs] Please.
about what your grandad and DuPont were like back then.
Oh, my God, Mom!
But the things that she's written in her diaries...
but you're compelled anyway.
my college fund to the Farm was part of that.
T.T., I'm 100% Cheryl Marjorie Blossom.
hidden in the false bottom of your night stand?