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No! I just hate to see you sad, and I thought-
If you ever read anything besides what- (Scoffs)
And sorry about what I said.
We totally get what you're going through.
He needs someone to take care of him.
- made a long-term commitment to your daughter? - Oh, I'd kill ya.
What the hell? I've never been that happy anyway.
And I realized that all your paranoid, delusional crap about romance...
(Chuckles) I put whipped cream on my waffles too.
that I'm really lowering my standards.
Oh, hey. Here comes your dad. Put the ring in your pocket.
He's kind of cute. Can I hold him?
- We are so stupid! - I know, right?
But you know what I can do... is bank a little goodwill- do something nice.
Steven. Well, what do you mean?
No, no.
Yes.
Or everyone said it was stupid, so I just decided against it.
Wow.
(Rock Group Singing)
Okay, first of all, it's not paranoid, delusional crap.