Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But especially hard on you. I mean, since you found out you were-

I don't know. Kitty's seemed pretty darn happy the past couple of days.

college, getting out of my house.

And it would've been easier for her if she would've let me!

Won't they, Schotzie? Yes, they will!

- But then she gave me- - How about that. Look how that shines.

I mean, romance was created by corporations to prey on losers...

Yep, she deserves it too. Do you know how many times...

Would the, uh, lady like a necklace? Huh?

I'll see you later. I'm gonna go get out of this thing.

Um, I want to buy a present for my girlfriend...

Yeah. Weird coincidence, huh?

Yeah, she is awesome. Why is she with you again?

when you're still in high school and have no money or future.

I had something that I was gonna give you, but I realized it was stupid.

Advertisers spend billions to make you think I'm a jerk if I don't buy you jewelry.

you know, until the real moment comes.

- A candy bar? - Well, half a candy bar.

Well, thank the Lord! Fertile Myrtle totally gets it!

Chicks can't keep their shirt on around a scented candle.

Forman, I say this to you...

Well, buckle your belt anyway. No one wants to see that.