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Will you do the honours of reading the document to Congress, please?

Okay, so Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence,

then the country will be forever blameless!

Can we cross the line to take our kids to school?

I guess we owe you one.

- Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! - Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!

Kyle, get out of my flashback, you goddamn Jew.

Because I'm assigning all you little flag burners a full report

And now we'd like to bring out a couple of very special South Park students,

No war! No war! No war!

I wonder what it used to be like in those days.

Tom Statzl, HBC News.

Kenny! What are you doing over here with all these un-American traitors?

that appears to want both?

Okay, let's all take out our math homework and go over the problems.

We cannot found a country based on war!

- what happened back in 1776. - How?

and at the same time act like it doesn't want to.

Mr. John Adams?

Just face it, Cartman, you're going to have to study!

Sorry, only the official messenger boy is allowed to talk to Mr. Jefferson.

Yeah? See you Saturday,

That's bullcrap, Mayor!

And when you put us together you get a nation with one goal

Your son tried to kill himself

and your hippie rock protest songs on your side of the town!

No, you just have to study.

and the anti-war people.

The boys are going to give a presentation at our rally