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And you people who are anti-war, you need these flag wavers
People, I told you, you have to share the stage!
Actually, we hadn't really come to a decision...
It's like having your cake and eating it, too.
Super neat-o!
Oh, kick fuckin' ass, Dude!
because if our whole country was made up of nothing but soft, pussy protestors,
as long as we agree that America kicks ass.
I believe that if we are to form a new country, we cannot be a country
And if it weren't for you people flexing your arms,
- He does? - He does?
and then I will have a flashback to the times of our Founding Fathers!
gas and pharmaceutical needs.
Okay, people, what are we rabbling about now?
If the Founding Fathers saw you burning your flag
Come on up here, everybody!
They didn't give me a choice War is not my voice, yeah!
And now, Randy Marsh is going to sing a protest song he wrote about the war.
I'll trip the rope, causing the rock to fall on my head,
Benjamin Franklin, Franklin, Franklin, Benjamin Franklin.
Math homework, math homework, where did I file that?
- No war! No war! No war! - Oh, Jesus.
All donesy-wonsey.
Disgraceful! Stan and Kyle, it's up to you to show all those warmongers
I am John Hancock, President of the Congress.